April 1, 2018

Gydoy Double Headed Glass Wand: Always a Curtain Puller, Never the Star (Guest Review)


Gydoy Double Headed Glass Wand

Always a Curtain Puller, Never the Star

Guest Review!

This month's review is brought to you by:
Isyld



This month, I bring you an extra special guest review from one of my regular readers! I reached out to Isyld to see if she would allow me the pleasure of interviewing her as a thank you for her kind words and continued support, and she eagerly agreed. As I mentioned briefly in the past, glass toys fall far outside my radar of experience, so including Isyld’s experiences with her own glass wand helps expand the horizons of this blog as well as my own. So, without further ado, please enjoy!

Isyld purchased her toy online via Amazon opting for something with positive reviews, discreet packaging and free shipping for Prime members. Unfortunately, she mentions Gydoy, the company behind her purchase, disabled their seller profile on Amazon and discontinued all of their toys. Further research reveals next to nothing about the company as they do not have their own website and rely solely on third-party marketplaces to sell their products. The only sites that still offer their toys give off rather seedy vibes, so I recommend avoiding them from now on and searching for similarly designed wands from other sellers. The Gydoy Wand normally retails for $16.98, but Isyld acquired hers for $12.49 with free shipping. At her time of purchase, shipping ranged from $3-6 bringing the toy to less than $25 total, a great value that unfortunately did not last. However, it is heartening to see that glass toys consistently retail online for relatively inexpensive prices even if their MSRPs trend towards the unecessary higher end. So although Gydoy no longer exists, you can still purchase glass dildos online for roughly the same price from other more reputable companies, such as Pipedream’s extensive Icicle collection. She also notes, “It came in a really fancy red box with this velvety holding bag as well. It was all rather luxurious.”

According to the dimensions provided on Amazon, the Gydoy Wand is about 7.5 in (19 cm) long with a 1.3 in (3.3 cm) diameter/4.1 in (10.4 cm) circumference at the widest point, and Isyld confirms the accuracy of these measurements. But because you do not use the entirety all at once, realistically the usable length is closer to 5 in (12.7 cm), less if shared with a partner. "As a first time sex toy, it was a good choice, but a more experienced user would probably not profit from this toy." She describes how the bulbous heads on each end make up this toy's pleasure profile and provide the focal point for stimulation despite the textures on the shaft. "I'd mainly focus on the head bulbs and think of the shaft as more of a handle than anything."

The Gydoy Wand is made from Pyrex glass, a type of borosilicate glass renowned for its durability and cleanability. “As my first toy, the material I chose was VERY important to me when making my decision. I chose Pyrex glass because it’s very body-safe and extremely easy to clean,” Isyld says. “It’s survived a couple of falls onto hardwood floor from pretty high places with not even a scratch. I’m sure it would last the rest of my life even with regular use. It’s a little heavy, and I feel like if someone ever broke into the house, I could give them quite the surprising bonk on the head!” Half of the toy offers a spiral pattern for stimulation while the other end provides a nubby texture. Unfortunately, because the bulbs on the ends are so large and require some coaxing before reaching the shaft, copious amounts of lube are necessary for the best experience. Isyld personally enjoys the twisting pattern most because it causes the toy to “naturally turn around inside you” while her partner prefers the nubs for external stimulation. “I’d say for the most part, the tightest parts of your body will notice the little nubs, but the twist pattern will get you no matter where it goes because of how rigid it is. I find the small nubs to only really be enjoyable if you are either going really fast or really slow, but not in-between.” She also describes how she and her partner attempt to pin the shaft between them and “grind it out,” but because the glass cools down too quickly for it to remain enjoyable, they usually abandon this endeavor.

While an effective anal massager, the Gydoy otherwise falls under the category of a novelty toy rather than a successful masturbation tool. “For its short-lived lifespan in our bedroom, my partner used it as a tease for me. She enjoys being dominant and powerful, but it’s hard to play rough with something like glass because it gets uncomfortable too fast.” Isyld describes how it worked wonders as a foreplay assistant, especially since she and her partner take several hours to both finish and have contrasting body types. Her partner's petite body structure prevents her from utilizing the entirety of the toy. "Even with copious amounts of lubrication, it is just too painful for her to even get the bulb inside." Isyld, on the other hand, slips the sucker in with a little jostling and a lot of lube and commences the jiggling! However, she still admits the Gydoy Wand works best as an anal toy.

Despite some setbacks and hurdles, it still spiced up their sexual endeavors and kept interactions interesting, at least for a little while. “We’d heat it up with warm water, and my partner would use it to sort of massage me. At first, it was fun to use internally, but we quickly found that the amount of lube and ensuing mess was just too much of a hassle for our needs.” Isyld discovered the toy’s full potential as a solo activity in the shower. It requires less lube, minimal clean-up and stays warm throughout the whole process unlike the cooldown they experience when transporting it to the bedroom. She also recommends it as a great toy for the fellas because its build manifests itself as the perfect prostate massager. This dildo requires copious amounts of preparation (such is the nature of glass) and limits your range of movement while using it or else you may accidentally find yourself in a world of hurt. The curve of the wand better lends to the natural shape of your body, but its rigidity means you must be mindful not to pinch your tender insides. Since Isyld’s body is built for endurance, the Gydoy Wand does not hinder her much, but she still takes care not to give herself a painful experience. “You have to go slow with glass. You absolutely cannot do a lot of hip movements with this toy. If you want to try and ride it, you will be going up and down only or else it’s going to hurt a little bit.” Other than some precautions during use, cleanup is an absolute breeze and the least of your worries. Simply use warm water and soap, or for a more intensive sanitation, boil the toy or run it through the dishwasher.

"This toy is not a superstar. It's more like a curtain puller. It'll open the door, but it's not going to finish the show. However, I do think someone who enjoys anal play would find this toy pretty refreshing." Isyld says the Gydoy Wand lost its place in her bedroom activities and only sees the light of day once or twice a year. "It has become my 'special' occasion toy, but for those moments it is very fun." Despite its lack of a lasting impression, she recommends this as a great beginner toy especially for those looking to test the waters of anal play. The bulbs act as a stopper to minimize any concerns about the toy falling out of place mid-action and also allow for use with a partner if desired or applicable. "I would never recommend this toy to an experienced user. It's just too small, and there are so many other options out there. Just remember to generously use lube and go slow!"


Summary

Size: ★★☆☆☆

Cost: ★★★★★

Texture: ★★★☆☆

Material: ★★★★★

Ease of use: ★☆☆☆☆

Effectiveness: ★★★☆☆

Final rating: ★★★☆☆


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March 1, 2018

Sex Toys 101 - Cleaning: Rinse and Repeat the Right Way


Sex Toys 101 - Cleaning:

Rinse and Repeat the Right Way


A number of my readers have inquired how to correctly take care of certain sex toys they own, so as a companion piece to Sex Toys 101: Materials (which, if you haven't already, you ought to read as an important public service announcement), I've compiled a list of the proper ways to clean your adult toys based on their material type.

Cleaning doesn't need to be labor-intensive, but certain toys do require an increased level of care. Porous toys (jellies, gels, etc.) appear deceptively easy to clean, only requiring soap and water or a cleansing toy spray, but this is due to the reality that you, as a consumer, have very little power over the production and end result of their material compositions. You can never fully sterilize these toys, not without destroying them in the process. The volatile compounds melt readily under high heat so boiling or steaming is out of the question. Surface cleaning is the only available option and will never penetrate deep enough into the toy to fully rid it of bacteria. The easiest method to avoid any unsavory guests from establishing a home on your sex toy is to consistently use a condom which  also drastically cuts down on the interaction of harmful chemicals between you and your pleasure tool.

Non-porous toys, on the other hand, provide a wider array of cleaning options for proper sterilization. Before trying any of these methods, make sure to read the packaging first to determine if you can even attempt them. A lack of knowledge and understanding may destroy your toy in the process. For example, some toys that claim to contain 100% silicone may actually be comprised of a mixture of compounds, some of which react poorly to heat. In this scenario, confident in your "silicone" dildo, you plop it into a pot of boiling water and return after five minutes to discover it transformed into a gooey mass.Toys made of 100% medical-grade silicone, glass and stainless steel withstand heat and thus go through your dishwasher or undergo a steam or boiling treatment without any issues and come out brand-spanking new. If your toy contains electronic parts however, avoid high heat and stick to just surface cleaning or else you may ruin the internal components. Also take note if your toy is waterproof or not. If a toy is motorized but not waterproof and you submerge it for too long while cleaning, obviously you will need to start looking for a replacement.

If cleaning your toy with soap and water, avoid soaps containing perfumes which can leave residue and cause genital irritation. Some perfumes may even encourage the decomposition of your toy by allowing chemical toxins to leech out more readily, especially in the case of jellies. To avoid any potential grief, always stick to mild fragrance-free soaps and thoroughly rinse off the toy before drying. Sterile sprays are another surface cleaning option and are found in adult shops or online. These contain chemicals safe for your body but destructive to bacteria, similar to how hand sanitizer works. Follow the directions on the bottle, usually requiring you to spray the toy until fully doused, let sit for a few seconds, then wipe off with a clean cloth.

Something glaringly obvious I shouldn't have to say is clean your toy shortly after you use it and, for the love of god, do not simply pop Big 'ol Bill out of you and immediately store it in your bedside table without making a trip to the bathroom first. Not only is this disgusting but also encourages bacteria to fester, some of which you may not destroy when you finally get around to cleaning your toy a few days later. It's also a good rule of thumb to give it a quick rinse off before use as well especially if it sat in storage for some time. This helps remove any dust or residue collected over time that you want to avoid putting inside you.

Lastly, before jumping into a breakdown of each toy material type and how to care for them, anal toys require a slightly different slew of cleaning necessities due to the nature of the realms they explore. When cleaning, use a fragrance-free antibacterial soap since there is a much higher level of bacterial exposure that must be kept under control. You may use a spray cleaner, but you should not solely rely on it as it will not remove most of the bacterial residue. If possible, always boil these toys after each use for thorough cleansing and peace of mind. Failure to properly clean anal toys can lead to health risks and infections to you and any partners you share it with.


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Jelly, Gel & PVC (Polyvinyl Chloride)

Clean-ability: ★☆☆☆☆

To most effortlessly keep these highly porous toys clean, simply use a condom right from the get-go. Rather than worry about a bacteria infestation, condoms naturally prevent most bacteria from taking root in the first place, and you only need to clean the lubricant off with soap and water. This also prevents any harmful chemicals from leeching into your body. But if you have a latex allergy or if condoms ruin the experience for you, jellies, gels and PVC toys must be cleaned with mild soap and warm water or sprayed with a toy cleaner and either air-dried or dried with a lint-free towel. If opting for a towel, the lint-free quality is important to prevent fabric fuzz from clinging to the surface thus forcing you to start all over again (hence why I personally prefer to air-dry my toys). You can never fully sterilize these toys so keeping them at the maximum cleanliness level possible is imperative. Boiling or steaming causes the compounds to break apart and melt so soap and water is the only route available.

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Skin-Like Silicone & Latex

Clean-ability: ★★☆☆☆

Skin-like silicone requires more attention and aftercare to properly preserve the longevity of this delicate material. After cleaning it with mild soap and water or a toy cleaner, dry with a lint-free cloth or let thoroughly air-dry before proceeding to the final step. Make sure the toy is absolutely dry inside and out, especially if a masturbator, then sprinkle with a toy renewal powder or cornstarch all over the surface including the inside. If not fully dry, any lingering moisture causes the powder to gum up the surface creating a mess you will have to rinse off again. This powder provides a protective layer over the silicone preventing it from sticking to itself and nearby objects and preserving the silky softness of the surface. Without this powder, the toy is vulnerable to increased surface wear which leads to microtears and cracks. Latex also requires similar care though the material tends to have more durability in comparison. But like skin-like silicone, it requires a dusting of renewal powder or cornstarch after the initial cleaning because latex is especially susceptible to sticking to anything it touches. Exposing either of these toy types to intense heat causes them to melt immediately so do not boil or steam. If you consider purchasing a toy made from one of these materials, be aware of the extra efforts expected of you for proper upkeep and longevity.

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TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomer) & TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber)

Clean-ability: ★★★☆☆

TPE and TPR tend to have less porosity than the previously mentioned toy materials and thus do not necessarily require a condom, although using one always decreases cleanup time afterwards. Relatively body-safe depending on the company, they clean well with soap and warm to hot (but not boiling) water or with a toy spray. Air-dry or use a lint-free towel again. While not as sticky as jelly, gel and PVC toys, fabric residue might still cling to the surface so going lint-free from the start prevents any potential rewashing.

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ABS Plastic (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene)

Clean-ability: ★★★★☆

No lint-free towels required here! ABS plastic has a smooth non-porous surface so any clean cloth is fair game as long as the toy is free from cracks or sharp edges that could snag on the fabric. Although a much safer material, the compounds still fair poorly against high heat so boiling or steaming is discouraged as the plastic could warp and melt. However, ABS handles regular hot tap water well enough and cleaning it with soap works perfectly fine. If it contains electronic parts, take care not to submerge the toy unless it specifically states it's waterproof.

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Medical-Grade Silicone, Borosilicate Glass & Stainless Steel

Clean-ability: ★★★★★

Although you cannot boil or steam skin-like silicone, medical-grade silicone toys can go straight in the dishwasher! That is, as long as the toy is waterproof with no electronic elements. This type of silicone handles heat extremely well because of its stable and strong chemical bonds so you can completely sterilize the toy by either boiling or steaming it. Borosilicate glass and stainless steel toys also handle heat like pros, and like silicone, if no electronic components are at risk, can be sterilized with no worry. If boiling is your preference, bring a pot of water to a low boil and throw your toy in for about ten minutes. If your little friend is made of silicone, taking care to keep it away from the sides of the pot or it may melt. Remove, let cool and either air-dry or dry with a towel. If opting for the dishwasher route, place on the top shelf and run the cycle without any soap which essentially creates a high-powered steam bath for your buddy. Again, these methods only work for non-electronic toys as the high temperatures will damage the internal components. If your toy does contain motors and whatnot, simply wash by hand with soap and hot water. You can also use the soap and water method for a quick and simple cleanup if you do not want to deep clean it yet, though it's recommend to sterilize it once a month or so depending on the frequency of use.

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While conducting research for this review, I actually learned I clean quite a few of my own toys incorrectly, so it goes to show even "experts" make mistakes (not that I consider myself one whatsoever). Just remember that taking an extra five minutes to properly clean your toy makes the difference between a safe sexual experience and a potentially hazardous one down the road. It all depends on you and the amount of effort you're willing to put into caring for your toy. And yourself!

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January 1, 2018

Thank You, 2017!


Thank You, 2017!

I am taking a brief winter break from writing my toy reviews to do some more..."research," haha. Your regularly scheduled program resumes on March 1, 2018. But I wanted to dedicate a post thanking everyone for the universal support I received last year. Your words of encouragement and praise provide me with the inspiration and dedication to continue posting content, and I love reading your feedback, both positive and critical. I hope 2018 proves to have even more success. I could not have done it without all of you!

Sincerely,
Anna

Some Kind Words:

"Talented artist + writer, what a combo!" - deviantART user

"Love your style and your works! A wickedly wonderful sense of humor is the diamonds on the cake! Twitchingly arousing." - Tumblr user

"At the risk of sounding kinda crass & lowering the tone here, I just wanted to say that your recent series of big-booty Cuties gleefully flaunting their A$$ets, while cramming each & every one of their lover extremities with a ludicrous overabundance of sex toys are just Totally F***ing phenomenal!!! ❤❤❤ Thanks again for all your talented work & please keep up the amazing art!" - Tumblr user

"Great art and great review as always *cheers*" - FurAffinity user

"Thanks for the guy toy review! Interesting as ever. Maybe I'll give it a try someday on your friend's recommendation" - Tumblr user

Best Review of 2017:

The Sybian: Misconceptions About the "Master"bator


Guest Reviews:

Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina: Your Hand's Paid Vacation
Pipedream Deluxe Vibro Balls: Love-Hate Relationships

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Want to help contribute to the cause? Check out the blog wish list on Amazon!

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December 1, 2017

Sex Toys 101 - Materials: The Good, the Bad, and Phthalates


Sex Toys 101 - Materials:

The Good, the Bad and Phthalates



I decided to give my readers a little end-of-the-year special. While it's entertaining to read about my exploits and consider acquiring some of these toys yourself (or just imagining me with them), I'm realizing people might not understand the variety of materials that combine to create a sex toy. Why should you care if something is made out of a high-quality silicone versus rubber? And what the hell is a phthalate? This month, I provide you with a breakdown of the different types of materials an adult toy might contain ranked from hazardous waste to gift of the gods. I hope this will educate you and arm you with an arsenal of understanding the next time you want to add to or start your own collection.

Before we begin our list, here are a few important things to consider: The porosity of a toy will tell you right away whether the material is body-safe or not. If a toy is more porous, it is much harder to clean. Porous toys cannot be sterilized whether that involves boiling or high steam because the heat causes the material to melt and disintegrate. Because you can't clean it properly, bacteria grow and flourish on and in the toy. The next time you have some alone time, you're exposing your body to these bacteria, and if you cross-contaminate orally, vaginally or anally, or if you share the toy with someone else, you or they have a higher chance of suffering from an infection. Porous toys also tend to have more flexibility because they are treated with chemical softeners that can leak out of the toy and into you over time.

In the sex toy industry, materials are not regulated. There isn't an FDA for dildos so cheap toys can be chalk full of harmful chemicals. This brings us to phthalates (tha-lates). Phthalates are a common chemical plasticizer combined into numerous base materials like plastic to make them stay squishy. While very cheap to manufacture, phthalates are a known carcinogen and can cause neurological and reproductive harm. This is exceptionally alarming if you're a woman exposing your vagina and uterus to these destructive chemicals. This is why it's so important to avoid any toy that may contain phthalates. Even toys that claim to be phthalate-free may not actually be, so be very careful about what you put inside your body.

There are a handful of telltale signs in a toy that should raise some red flags. Extremely bendy or squishy toys, especially if they are partially or fully translucent, most likely contain some sort of softening agent to give them that flexibility. Toys like this should be avoided or used sparingly and with a condom to avoid absorbing any harmful chemicals. Strong rubbery or unpleasant smells may also indicate poor chemical bonding that will eventually break down over time. When you take a toy out of the package for the first time, it's understandable if it may smell funny for a little while. But if it persists especially after you've washed it several times, this is a good indicator of poor-quality materials. Oily surface build-up or discharge is also an excellent warning that the toy is degrading and releasing chemicals, usually the phthalates I mentioned. Also check for discoloration as another sign. But enough fine print and warning labels, we proceed to the list itself!

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Jelly

Porousness: ★☆☆☆☆

Cleanliness: ★☆☆☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★☆☆☆☆

Cost: ★★★★★

Longevity: ★☆☆☆☆

Overall rating: ★☆☆☆☆

Possibly the absolute worst thing to put inside you, jelly toys are made from the cheapest materials available in the adult toy industry and are formed from an unstable blend of rubber and plastic. Because this chemical concoction is so easy to produce, the resulting toys come with a super cheap price tag that lures inexperienced buyers into snagging one or two to experiment with as their first toy, and the infinite array of colors, shapes and sizes also make them an even more appealing buy; but it's best to save up a little extra in the piggy bank for a much higher quality toy. Jellies always contain phthalates giving them their telltale softness and flexibility. These toys are extremely porous and cannot be sterilized which leads to bacteria build-up and degradation over time. They give off a pronounced rubbery smell and taste and are best avoided entirely. But if you truly have your heart set on one, it's advised you use it with a condom. Or use it for a very short period of time before disposing of it completely (a feasible option at such a bargain). You must also be aware of how you store jellies because they interact with other jellies and rubber + plastic blend toys by "melting" together due to their unstable chemical compounds. Use water or silicone-based lubrication with jelly toys but avoid anything oil-based as it causes the phthalates to leech out more readily.

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PVC (Polyvinyl Chloride)

Porousness: ★☆☆☆☆

Cleanliness: ★☆☆☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★☆☆☆☆

Cost: ★★★★★

Longevity: ★☆☆☆☆

Overall rating: ★☆☆☆☆

PVC toys are as inexpensive and readily available as jellies and as equally bad for your body. They are made from the same material as plastic PVC piping but infused with phthalates to keep the toy soft and pliable. And also like jellies, they are porous and cannot be sterilized and usually have an unpleasant odor and taste. These toys are best avoided as well and must be stored among other plastic toys with caution to avoid the same "melting" effect as mentioned before. Unlike with jellies, PVC toys can only use water-based lube because silicone and oil may break down the plastic over time.

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Skin-Like Silicone

Porousness: ★★☆☆☆

Cleanliness: ★☆☆☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★★★★☆

Cost: ★★★★★

Longevity: ★★☆☆☆

Overall rating: ★★☆☆☆

Skin-like silicone is typically found in male masturbators and include brands like RealSkin, CyberSkin and SoftTouch. They intend to replicate a life-like sensation as closely as possible and rely on a number of chemicals to maintain its trademark silky softness. However, we do not know exactly what goes into these toys because the actual compounds are a closely kept industry secret. These toys are still porous so they cannot be completely sterilized but are generally odorless with a mild taste and are easy to get your hands on without breaking the bank. Unfortunately, since we cannot vouch for the nature of this silicone, the toys may or may not contain phthalates and do degrade over time in part from how delicate the material is to begin with. Like other low-end toys, skin-like silicone must be stored carefully because they stick to rubber and jelly like glue. It's recommended to use only water-based lube because oil will break down the material faster and silicone can cause abrasions to the surface.

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Gel

Porousness: ★★☆☆☆

Cleanliness: ★★☆☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★★☆☆☆

Cost: ★★★★☆

Longevity: ★★☆☆☆

Overall rating: ★★☆☆☆

Gel toys vary slightly from jelly because they contain a blend of silicone and jelly rather than plastic and rubber making them more structurally sound though still not of the best quality. Some gel toys like the Sil-a-Gel brand advertise their products as latex free and antibacterial, though because gel is still porous and cannot be sterilized, it's recommended to use with a condom if possible just for good measure. Gel toys may or may not contain phthalates depending on the company and usually have a slight odor and lingering taste. They should be used with water-based lubricants because silicone can damage the surface and oil may cause chemicals to leech out depending on the quality of the toy. 

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Latex

Porousness: ★★★☆☆

Cleanliness: ★★★☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★★☆☆☆

Cost: ★★★☆☆

Longevity: ★★★☆☆

Overall rating: ★★★☆☆

Latex toys are less common and usually associated with fetish items and inflatable toys due to their naturally flexible nature. Although still bordering on the low-end spectrum of sex toys because of their porosity and inability to be sterilized, latex toys are actually fairly safe as long as you don't have an allergy and usually do not contain phthalates. However, they can still potentially leak chemical compounds over time from improper care and stick to other toys when poorly stored. They also have a significant smell and taste which can be off-putting. Water and silicone lubes work great but avoid oil-based ones as they can break down the material faster.

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TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomer)

Porousness: ★★★☆☆

Cleanliness: ★★★☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★☆☆

Longevity: ★★★☆☆

Overall rating: ★★★☆☆

Also known as nitrile rubber or silicone rubber, TPE is sometimes confused with TPR. Both are rubber-based materials that branch off into different categories during the manufacturing process. TPE has a less stable bond structure and doesn't require curing which makes it generally less expensive and more flexible, but is instead treated with a softening agent that can be potentially harmful down the road. TPE-based toys are still porous so they cannot be sterilized, but they are usually phthalate-free as well as odorless and tasteless. However, some cheaper toys are laced with filler compounds so always double check the packaging and take care when using them. Use water or silicone-based lubrication with TPE toys and avoid oil-based ones to prevent negative reactions with the materials.

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TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber)

Porousness: ★★★☆☆

Cleanliness: ★★★★☆

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★☆☆

Longevity: ★★★★☆

Overall rating: ★★★★☆

TPR toys are flexible yet soft while still retaining their overall shape. Because TPR is not treated with a softening agent like TPE, it contains more stable chemical compounds and is considered much more body-safe. Although still slightly porous so it cannot be completely sterilized, the material's compounds prevent bacteria from building up as readily as long as it is properly cleaned and maintained. These toys are also generally odorless and tasteless. Like TPE, toys make from TPR cannot be combined with oil-based lubes to prevent the break-down of materials.

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ABS Plastic (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene)

Porousness: ★★★★☆

Cleanliness: ★★★★★

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★☆☆

Longevity: ★★★★☆

Overall rating: ★★★★☆

ABS plastic is an excellent material and usually found in toy handles and vibrating bullets as well as providing a sturdy base for silicone to wrap around (or simply as the whole toy itself!). It is easy to find and fairly inexpensive though higher-end elaborate toys can start to pinch your pockets. This is especially true when it comes to vibrators and wands because the rigid structure of the plastic provides a long-lasting toy while also distributing strong vibrations throughout it. Generally non-porous and phthalate-free, it is tasteless and odor-free and can be sterilized as long as any inner electronics are not at risk. Take care to monitor your toy to ensure no cracks or chips develop which could compromise the structure and make it more difficult to clean and use. ABS toys are compatible with any type of lubrication though water-based is recommended for the easiest clean-up.

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Medical-Grade Silicone

Porousness: ★★★★★

Cleanliness: ★★★★★

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★☆☆☆☆

Longevity: ★★★★★

Overall rating: ★★★★★

Now we finally make it to the best of the best! Medical-grade silicone is one of the highest-quality materials for sex toys, though unfortunately, this also makes them some of the most expensive toys on the market. However, you can feel confident knowing the money you spend is most certainly money well-spent as you will most likely have this toy for years to come. Non-porous and hypoallergenic, they come with little to no taste and no odor and can be fully sterilized (again, as long as no electronics are at risk). True silicone is phthalate-free and long-lasting with proper care and the best option if you are looking for something soft and flexible without the chemical garbage. Do not use silicone-based lube with silicone toys because it is abrasive and may damage the surface of the toy over time.

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Borosilicate Glass

Porousness: ★★★★★

Cleanliness: ★★★★★

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★★★

Longevity: ★★★★★

Overall rating: ★★★★★

Glass is fantastic in all aspects except for its rigidity which can be uncomfortable and a turn-off for some. But in terms of quality, it is arguably tip of the top, cream of the crop. Borosilicate glass is structurally stronger than regular glass because it does not expand as it cools which allows it to absorb shockwaves that normally shatter ordinary glass. Non-porous, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, eco-friendly, odorless, tasteless, the list goes on and on. You can sterilize it with no worry, and it will never degrade. Very easy to shop for and generally inexpensive, glass toys are also very decorative and aesthetically pleasing beyond just a pleasure item. Glass is one of the cleanest and safest materials alongside stainless steel, but as mentioned, the rigidity is less body-friendly in terms of use, so medical-grade silicone is the alternate route for those who need some flexibility in their toy. Feel free to use any type of lube also!

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Stainless Steel

Porousness: ★★★★★

Cleanliness: ★★★★★

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★☆☆☆

Longevity: ★★★★★

Overall rating: ★★★★★


Stainless steel shares every feature with borosilicate glass except it is much harder to find and is generally more expensive. Like latex, it is usually considered and found as a fetish item and is typically manufactured as anal toys due to its sterile nature. However, it still makes a great everyday toy if you get your hands on one.


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In closing, here are some thoughts to keep in mind as you start shopping with your newfound knowledge: Read the packaging to find out what kind of material you are dealing with, but also realize not all companies will tell you outright what their products are made of. You may have to dig around online to find the answers you need. Also, research the company to evaluate their trustworthiness. Do the appearance of their toys match up to their descriptions? Have people complained about the quality of their toys despite the company's promises? Remember not to trust everything a mass-marketer claims and take what they say with a grain of salt. Monitor your toys for signs of degradation or discoloration and know the right time to throw in the towel and throw it out. Always keep your toys clean and avoid cross-contamination between entrances and partners without sterilizing it first or using a condom. And above all else, trust your instincts! If you know something isn't quite right, it probably isn't.

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November 1, 2017

Pipedream Deluxe Vibro Balls: Love-Hate Relationships (Guest Review)


Pipedream Deluxe Vibro Balls

Love-Hate Relationships

Guest Review!

This month's review is brought to you in part by:
G


I have quite the interesting review lined up for you this month, dear readers! With the help of the charming G who graciously let me interview her about her experiences with Pipedream's Deluxe Vibro Balls, I present you with a double featurette of contrasting proportions. I hope my readers absorb my opinions with a grain of salt and understand my experiences with a specific toy may differ wildly from yours. I intend my reviews to provide a raw, genuine look into an adult toy without the potential biases from websites' product reviews. The following feature presents a perfect example of how one person may rave over how phenomenally a toy performs while another might say it was a waste of their money.

I purchased the Pipedream anal beads several months before G contacted me, but I never removed them from the box because I didn't have the time or opportunity to test them out yet. When I met with G, she handed me a velvet bag from her purse and asked me to guess the type of toy. By simply shaking it, I recognized immediately the telltale jostle of the balls and felt excitement well up. During our interview, she provided a glorious recollection of her adventures with the Deluxe Vibro Balls and could not praise them highly enough. Fueled by her encouragement, I drove home that evening and immediately tried them out...to incredible disappointment. Yet it was an experience that still satisfied me because it reminded me of my own advice: take what you hear with a grain of salt. So I will also butt into the spotlight and provide my review alongside G's to offer two sides of the same coin.

Both G and I purchased our Vibro Balls online (as is generally my recommended custom). G, having lost most of her toys in a fire, purchased the balls from an online adult site (name unknown) in an attempt to start from scratch. Anal toys were always a default for her, so she sought out a previous member of her collection to begin again with. Although she can't remember the exact purchase price, she recalled it was inexpensive, roughly around $20. I purchased mine from Amazon for about $13 on a whim since trying out anal beads consistently topped my sexy to-do list. The claim of "natural vibrations" from the weighted balls inside intrigued me because you may recall my necessity for that sort of stimulation. Normally the Pipedream Deluxe Vibro Balls retail for $24.95, a fair enough price but bordering on expensive for the size and nature of the toy.

The overall length of the Vibro Balls is 17.4 in (44.2 cm) with an insertable length of 10.8 in (27.4 cm). Each ball has a 3.9 in (9.9 cm) circumference/1.25 in (3.2 cm) diameter placing them on the higher end of anal bead sizing. G absolutely loves their size though, claiming the balls are large enough to provide excellent stimulation without being too large to cause pain. She adores the way each one feels going in and out of her body and really notices the girth and pressure once inside. The balls for me, unfortunately, are borderline too much to handle when inserted. I find the balls manageable going in but unfortunately, unlike G, they are next to unnoticeable once inside of me. I only feel a slight pressure and mild weight shift when moving around caused by the interior balls rolling about. As for removal, the first ball is almost pleasurable but rapidly gives way to pain and exhaustion when attempting to remove the entire string. The unyielding nature of the plastic does not help either.

The balls themselves are made of ABS plastic with a smooth and slick surface except for a slightly raised seam running through the center where the pieces connect after the manufacturers placed the weighted ball inside. A nylon cord attaches all four balls roughly an inch (2.5 cm) or so apart from one anther. Two majors factors arose when I researched the quality of the Vibro Balls before purchasing mine. One dealt with the seam causing users pain and requiring filing down before use. The other questioned the integrity and cleanliness of the cord. G said she experienced no issues with this seam and never had problems cleaning the entirety of the toy including the cord, which she claims can also take a good hearty yanking without worrying about snapping. The balls especially are easy to clean, and she feels confident with the overall quality of the anal beads. I noticed a slight ridge to the seam once inside me, but nothing of major concern. However, I couldn't help worrying over the actual quality of the plastic. While ABS plastic is technically safe, it is very cheap and not necessarily something you want to have inside you for extended periods of time. My nervousness regarding the integrity of the cord never passed despite G's reassurances so I never truly tested the strength of it. And after one use, the cord smelled terrible despite the extra measures I took cleaning and prepping myself and scrubbing the toy thoroughly twice afterwards. The plastic still had a lingering stench, and the cord smelled like I hadn't bothered to wash it at all. It repulsed me so much, I eventually threw the whole thing out.

G uses the Vibro balls both solo and with her partner. While great on its own, she claims it's best when combined with something vaginally such as a dildo or a dick. The addition of an object enhances the pressure inside, and if she uses it in tandem with her boyfriend, he also benefits from the sensation. If he provides a little tug  or yanks the entirety out of her during sex, it drives her over the edge without fail. It offers excellent foreplay opportunities and assistance during sex while requiring little to no coaxing to push inside her. The vibrations are also quite pleasurable for both her and her boyfriend. The small size makes for easy packing when on the road or traveling, so why leave home without it? Effective and reliable. Easy, breezy, beautiful: Pipedream.

My experience, on the other hand, is much less optimistic. Although an anal toy, I tested it vaginally first out of curiosity to avoid cross-contamination later on. While nice, it was nothing near orgasm-inducing even when paired with my Shibari Halo Wand. Using it anally turned into an unpleasant endeavor. Again, I paired it with "Magic Mic" and asked my lately to assist by tugging and jostling the cord. And again, it felt nice but devolved into a painful annoyance after a few minutes. Then came the removal. During my session, the balls somehow twisted around themselves inside of me so the cord knotted around the middle. When clumped together, it was impossible for me to push them out without tearing something, so I reached inside me to blindly untangle the balls and tug them out one by one. It was painful and left a horrible and disgusting mess in its wake. The vibrations too were weak and barely noticeable. I really needed to dance and shimmy to mildly feel them rolling back and forth, but they never clacked to produce a notable shock wave. Overall, the experience was tedious with unpleasant results and discouraged me from trying again.

As her continued favorite toy, G highly recommends the Pipedream Deluxe Vibro Balls to anal adventurers while I believe better products exist that provide more satisfactory results. But this just goes to show that you should not rely too heavily on one person's opinions. If you purchase your own Vibro Balls, will you share in G's amazing experiences or risk falling under my misfortunes? Regardless of your decision, I hope our combined reviews helped educate and warn you and that you enjoyed this month's read!


G's Summary

Size: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★★★

Texture: ★★★★☆ 

Material: ★★★★★

Ease of use: ★★★★☆

Effectiveness: ★★★★★

Final rating: ★★★


My Summary

Size: ★★☆☆☆ 

Cost: ★★★★★

Texture: ★★★☆☆ 

Material: ★★★☆☆

Ease of use: ★☆☆☆☆

Effectiveness: ★★☆☆☆

Final rating: ★★☆☆☆


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October 1, 2017

nĂ¼ Sensuelle Extreme: Too Much of a Good Thing


nĂ¼ Sensuelle Extreme

Too Much of a Good Thing


When shopping for an adult toy, especially online, descriptions tend to boast promises like, "Powerful vibrations! Over 20 different functions! You will experience the most intense orgasms ever!" This convinced me to empty my bank account immediately on a handful of occasions. But I quickly understood a toy needs more than just a powerful motor to provide that flawless blend of sensations. With a name like the nĂ¼ Senselle Extreme, I expected nothing less than one hell of a ride that left me quaking under my sheets, but what I received instead was dissatisfaction and a lesson well learned: you can have too much of a good thing. So I advise you, my dear readers, to take these advertisements with a grain of salt and recognize that powerful does not necessarily mean best.

Like my Shibari Halo Wand, I purchased my nĂ¼ Sensuelle Extreme at The Garden, a local adult shop in Ohio staffed by a handful of friendly and knowledgeable individuals. After my resounding success with "Magic Mic" based on their product recommendations, I sought another powerful traveling companion to pair with my wand. At this point in time, I'd nearly finished vacating my Ohio apartment and prepared to endure my last interstate drive with my belongings. Because I spent such a prolonged amount of time on the road, I wanted a toy smaller, more discreet and essentially the perfect pocket-sized pal, thus preventing me from packing a duffel bag full of sex toys when I traveled. Ideally, I desired something that doubled as a bullet vibrator and a dildo for on-the-fly stimulation changes without busting out the toy box and dirtying more pieces, a luxury I could not afford during a move. I also wanted a slim little number to share with my lady since her sensitivity to size and girth prevents her from experimenting with any of my other toys. And so, while passing through Ohio on my way to the East Coast, I picked up this Extreme and gave it a whirl in my motel room that night.

The nĂ¼ Sensuelle Extreme normally sells for $76.99 which, armed with the experiences and knowledge I have now, is an absurd price for something I deem only average in function. At the time, I believe I paid around $60 for it in-store. Even though I purchased it only a few years ago, the company discontinued this specific model in favor of the Touch and Point which I presume still retail for approximately the same cost. Even Amazon no longer carries the Extreme model. Other online marketplaces may still offer the Extreme, but as far as my research goes, it is officially retired from the adult toy industry.

Even without the specific dimensions, slender best describes the overall size of this toy: 6 in (15 cm) long with a 3 in (8 cm) circumference/1 in (2.5 cm) diameter. Unfortunately, this personally prevents me from using the Extreme as a suitable dildo because it lacks enough girth to properly stimulate me. I'm aware of the sensation of it sliding in and out of me, but I derive no pleasure from this. Still, the sleekness and initial vibrations feel pleasant enough that it offers decent foreplay. In addition, for those readers who raise their eyebrows in horror at the average girth of my recommended toys, this may be the ideal companion for you.

Like many of the futuristically-styled, sleek adult toys, the nĂ¼ Sensuelle Extreme offers an utterly smooth surface of high-quality silicone over a sturdy plastic interior. I always adore the way this silicone feels on your bare skin, like when I brush the back of my hand against my lady's thigh, silky in an otherworldly sort of way. And this sleekness also means the toy is extremely easy to clean and maintain.

But, as I previously mentioned, I find it difficult to use the Extreme as a dildo due to its slender size providing me next to no stimulation. When I perform a pistoning action by thrusting it in and out, the sensations feel pleasant enough but only when conducted at a machine-gun pace. Such a slim profile offers minimal surface area for a proper handhold and therefore, when coupled with how rapidly I must thrust, causes my hand and wrist to cramp up almost immediately. Especially when lube gets involved, it easily pops right out of your grip.

Unfortunately, it fails to work solely as a vibrator too, which leaves me wondering how I'm supposed to use it at all. Unlike with the Shibari Halo Wand, the vibrations are not concentrated in one area but dispersed throughout the entire toy. It works well enough when paired with better toys such as the Halo Wand, but when used alone, it falls short. Because the vibrations are not centered in the tip, it doesn't function well for clitoral stimulation. I experience the buzzing most in my fingertips and not against my other tips. These vibrations operate best internally, but again, the nature of the stimulation is not climax-inducing. While powerful, they do not penetrate my nerves because my body absorbs most of the shock and dissipates it before it arouses me. As for anal play, that's absolutely out of the question. I attempted it once and only once. Even on the lowest setting, I experience only pain because the sensations are much too powerful and cause my body to involuntarily tense and clamp down around the toy.

Yes, this toy provides powerful vibrations just as its marketing description promises, but because they are not deep and rich, the power level becomes meaningless. Although it boasts twenty different functions, anything past the first setting numbs me within the first few minutes and borders on painful. Beyond the first three steady drones, the rhythmic patterns it offers tease and pleasure mildly but are still too sporadic and varied and only distract rather than tantalize. Only three or four patterns have any noteworthy merit and are worth using at all, but keeping track of their locations in the pattern list makes them obnoxious to cycle to. Plus the massive button press necessary to even change patterns automatically makes it a waste of time. You must force your finger deep into the end of the toy before the button clicks. On top of that, the best patterns incorporate the maximum vibration strength possible causing overstimulation anyway.

As for the battery, it provides zero indication when it needs charging. Unlike with other toys where the vibration strength decreases over time as the charge runs out, the Extreme simply shuts off abruptly with no warning. So unless you charge it daily or after every use, if you happen to be in the middle of a heated session and it hasn't visited the charging dock recently, you are out of luck. The charging dock itself desperately requires a redesign as well. Made of flimsy weak plastic, it implements no weight system in the base so knocking it over is disgustingly simple even before you set the toy in it. While the Extreme utilizes nodules that nestle in the charging dock, these nubs are not magnetic and do not snap into place. The entire set-up is very precarious, and you must balance it perfectly in order to charge it correctly.

I used to consider the Extreme a worthwhile use of my money and time, but now I own other toys that far outperform it. Sadly, it now gathers dust on my shelf while I focus my attention on other potentials and favorites. Though a convenient travel size and made from fantastic materials, it's simply more trouble than it's worth. I never thought I'd consider a toy too powerful for my tastes, yet here I am. I find this a shame because the toy has a truly lovely design but is just lackluster in every other way.

Even if aspects of this toy appeal to you and you're considering purchasing one, I recommend spending your hard-earned money towards something more useful and more likely to stimulate you in the correct ways. If you desperately need vibrations as powerful as this, then you've found the perfect tool. But if you're like me, your money is best utilized elsewhere on something better tailored to your needs.


Summary

Size: ★★★☆☆

Cost: ★★☆☆☆

Texture: ★★★★☆

Material: ★★★★★

Ease of use: ★★★☆☆

Effectiveness: ★★☆☆☆

Final rating: ★★★☆☆


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September 1, 2017

Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina: Your Hand's Paid Vacation (Guest Review)


Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina

Your Hand's Paid Vacation

Guest Review!

This month's review is brought to you by:
Nick


I experienced quite a pleasant surprise when I discovered how many male readers enjoy my blog. I've received several comments of encouragement and praise (thank you!). Yet at the same time, I feel guilty that I cannot provide a more relatable experience for them given the types of toys I usually discuss. But fret no more! With the help of a friend of mine, I give you an extra-special review this month dedicated to all of my gentlemen readers. My friend, Nick, graciously offered to let me interview him about his experience with his first-ever toy. And so, without further delay, here is a look at a product just for the fellas from Vulcan's line of male masturbators.

I frequent a lovely adult store called Spice2Nite that has some of the warmest and most laid-back staff. Until meeting me, Nick had never set foot in a sex shop before, so I accompanied him for moral support and as a guide to offer the best advice I could. While I lack a dick and will never know which sensations work best for that type of equipment, I know which materials are safe and which ones to steer clear from. He knew he wanted a straightforward beginner's toy, and since the male-specific section was fairly small, it made decision-making much easier.

Vulcan had its own shelf of products ranging from "Ripe Mouth" to "Wet Anus" all for under $30. It surprises me how inexpensive the male toys cost in comparison to women's and couples' toys which range anywhere from $20 to $200, yet for the low low price of only $22.99 (the amount Nick paid for his), you still receive roughly the same quality as a higher-end ladies' toy. Nick, even with his lack of experience, agreed it was a fair price. But on the other hand, the cheap price tag also means this toy does not last as long as dildo, so don't be surprised if you need to purchase another one in a month or two depending on your frequency of use. Proper care will ensure a longer lifespan, but eventually you will need to replace it.

The Wet Vagina comes in a stiff plastic tube with a pop-off cap that perfectly fits the toy itself. The masturbation sleeve is 2.6 in (6.5 cm) wide and 5.9 in (15 cm) long, although the insertable length is 5 in (12.7 cm). The vaginal opening is a slim 0.75 in (1.9 cm) providing a tight canal to push into. Despite the seemingly shallow insertable length, Nick has an average 6 in (15.2 cm) penis and uses the full length of the Wet Vagina without much concern for the depth. Only when he uses full force does the toy "bottom out." Overall, the product offers a good size and ease of travel and concealment because of the subtlety of the all-white carrying case.

The case, as mentioned, is made from a no-frills plastic, but the penetrable sleeve is made purely of a white, super soft silicone designed to resemble flesh for a life-like sensation. As a side note, in order to maintain the silky softness of this type of toy, it's important to coat the outside and inside with a special powder after cleaning to maintain its longevity. That said, I believe I should have educated Nick on preserving his toy in this way because I doubt he knew about this powder, and this may be why the tear developed shortly after purchase. Despite the heavenly softness of the sleeve, the material is not exceptionally durable. After only three uses, a slit developed at the vaginal entrance and continued to increase in size with repeated use. The toy still functions well, but it has since acquired several more micro-tears and was eventually retired. This might be due to Nick's size, his method of use or improper maintenance, but regardless of these factors, the silicone is still so very delicate for such a rough purpose that I'm not at all surprised these problems appeared. In addition, using the sleeve without the tube for support is rather difficult. Without the case, it requires a consistent grip in order to keep the toy's shape and provide the right amount of friction while in use, which grows tiring on the hands. Keeping the sleeve in the case alleviates this need and allows you to enjoy the Wet Vagina without worrying about proper pressure or form.

Inside the sleeve, the Wet Vagina offers a series of ribs and ridges to simulate a real vagina though not 100% accurately of course. Even though the texture is not completely realistic, Nick says it still feels quite nice, though he complains the sensations dull down and numb him after prolonged use. Despite this, he claims it contributes to better and stronger climaxes than if he used only his hand. The Wet Vagina comes with a bullet vibrator that clips to the base of the tube and produces five different patterns at one speed strength. Nick, however, often opts out of using this accessory. Even when in place, the noise eliminates any prospect of subtlety or stealth. Although he says it adds a smidgen to the pleasure, the buzzing it creates automatically makes it not worth the trouble.

As mentioned, one of the most appealing factors of this toy involves its ease of storage. Nick frequently brings the Wet Vagina to work and keeps it on hand just in case the workday is slow and he needs a distraction to pass the time. The hand-sized case makes it easy to pull out of a drawer, plop down in an office chair and slide off your pants and boxers, squirt a dollop of lube and have at it. However, because this toy absolutely requires lubrication, it prevents it from being completely on-the-go friendly. Quickies are out of the question because of the time-consuming clean-up, but the mess is generally easy enough to manage. Taking the cap off alone is a trial in itself however. It reminds Nick of a child safety cap where you have to push and twist and maneuver it off with a fair amount of force. The smooth plastic also prevents this from being an easy feat since the smooth surface makes it difficult to grasp it with a firm grip.

In spite of some of these minor drawbacks, overall Nick agrees the Wet Vagina is an effective tool especially for the cost. Although not anywhere near as pleasurable as the real deal, it offers a nice alternative to your hand and a great assist for when the mood strikes. Although lube is required, the mess is contained, and a relatively simple clean-up also means you skip any forethought or preparation beforehand. He recommends it to anyone who desires a little something more than Mr. Lefty can offer without putting intensive thought or money into a toy. It also provides a little spice for mutual masturbation when breaking out of solo play and introducing a partner. So if you're packing the right equipment and are considering what to purchase as a first toy, give Vulcan's line of masturbators a try!


Summary

Size: ★★★★☆

Cost: ★★★★★

Texture: ★★★☆☆ 

Material: ★★★★☆

Ease of use: ★★★★★

Effectiveness: ★★★★★

Final rating: ★★★


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August 1, 2017

Double Dong: Twice the Fun for One!


Double Dong

Twice the Fun for One!


Before I launch into the review, I want to share a humorous story involving this month's toy (simply called the Double Dong) and how I acquired it. If you prefer to dive right into the meat and potatoes, scroll down to the next paragraph to skip the fluff. But if you'd like to learn about one of my most embarrassing memories, continue reading:
I ordered this dildo on Amazon like most of my toys. However, unlike my other additions, this Double Dong was not affiliated with any major brand or company, and the original seller does not even exist on the website anymore. I opted to purchase from them anyway because they offered fast and free shipping, and the quality and cost of the product passed my requirements. So, I ordered one up and waited patiently for my toy to arrive.
Now, at the apartment I lived in at the time, the post office in charge of my zone was notorious for providing some of the worst service in the entire city. The lazy deliverers never bothered to leave notice slips in my mailbox to alert me that I had a package waiting, and the office workers hardly lifted a finger to help when my mail went missing. A week or so after ordering the Double Dong, I noticed Amazon marked my toy as delivered a few days ago and, of course, the postman left no slip to inform me of this. I drove to the post office in a sour mood and approached the clerk behind the desk. When I explained that I had yet again another package missing and provided my name and address, the woman's eyes suddenly lit up in an unpleasant way, and she said, "Oh, so that's your package!" I had no clue what she meant by that until she retrieved it from the back room.
Never again will I take the "discreet shipping" feature for granted. Accompanied by snickering from her coworkers, the woman returned with my "package" in her hands. I flushed all the way to my ears when I saw it. You didn't need much of an imagination to know exactly what was wrapped in that thin brown paper. No box, no tube, just a thick eighteen-inch sausage wrapped in packing paper and tape with my address slapped on the outside. You could very clearly discern the shape of the toy from the two bulbous heads on each end to the thick veins on the surface, and it wobbled when you shook it slightly. I wordlessly took the quivering package and left the post office as quickly as my feet could carry me. I refrained from making any further online purchases until I could comfortably show my face at that branch again.

As I mentioned in my little narrative, I ordered this toy from Amazon like most of my early additions. Unfortunately, like the Trinity Deluxe Rabbit, the company (whoever they are) no longer circulates this specific model. Similar models exist elsewhere such as on Adam & Eve, but they generally cost a little more than the $15 I paid. For example, the replica on Adam & Eve retails for $24.95, a smidgen of a price jump but not unreasonably so. I also don't believe this toy is strictly affiliated with any definite company as it seems to be a generic template that anyone can use, so it's readily available if you know where and what to look for. Unlike my previously reviewed toys, the Double Dong is substantially larger in size, no longer falling on the "average" scale. The length is 18 in (45.7 cm) giving you and/or your partner a gratuitous 9 in (22.9 cm) to work with on each end. The diameter, a girthy 1.75 in (4.4 cm)/5.5 in (13.9 cm) circumference, is not for beginners or those with tight entrances. With a little coaxing and copious amounts of lube, I can work it inside me, but unfortunately my lady stands no chance against it whatsoever.

The texture of this toy drives me absolutely wild, and the girth means I feel every inch of it pressing against me. The top half of the Double Dong offers a heavily ribbed surface resembling a fishbone pattern. It runs the entire length of the dildo and tapers to an utterly smooth underside. Although the toy provides flexibility around the middle, the solid body allows the ends to retain most of their shape giving these ridges a lovely stiffness. They feel exactly the way you expect and hope a ribbed texture ought to feel inside you, and it never fails to throw me into helpless states of ecstasy. As an added bonus, although the heads are thick, their slick surface makes insertion easier than expected from a toy of this size. Once you work the head all the way in, you're golden for the rest of the ride.

Little detail is given on the material type of this toy. While confirmed that the Double Dong is made from silicone, it is most likely from a low-grade quality as the exterior lacks that subtle silky-smooth sensation of medical-grade silicone. The toy initially emits a slight rubbery smell that takes several washes to remove. And, obnoxiously, this toy adores sticking to surfaces and having scraps stick to it. It latches onto hair and fuzz like a magnet so if you accidentally drop it on your carpet, you'll be spending the next five minutes attempting to rinse off every last fiber. Given its large size, general storage is already an issue, but if stored for long periods of time with the slightest kink or bend in it, this will permanently cause the toy to retain a crooked shape. I accidentally stored mine in a small box with my other toys, and almost a year later, I'm still trying to completely straighten the U-bend out of the middle. Just be conscious of how and where you store yours.

I originally purchased this toy with the intent of sharing it with my lady, but in hindsight, this was an ambitious undertaking. Unlike me (the size queen), her physical limits exist on the opposite side of the spectrum as mine, and she can't even fit half of the head inside her, so this toy is reduced to my solo use only. If you and your partner can manage the girth, it makes for an excellent dual experience. For solo use, it's a fun double-penetrative tool due to its flexibility. I chiefly use it vaginally but have tried both ends at the same time on a few occasions.

As mentioned, the Double Dong boasts a substantial girth, but I have an easy enough time sliding it in vaginally when properly lubricated. As enjoyable as it is, the major gripe I have involves the unused portion shimmying above me and all over the place. Thrusting causes waves to vibrate through the whole length like an eel out of water and takes you out of the moment when it continuously bangs against your leg. I find it much more manageable when my lady holds the opposite end and provides the piston force for me. Anal, on the other hand, requires much more patience, coaxing, and copious amounts of lube. While I find the sensation appealing, the head is too large for it ever to feel comfortable no matter how much I relax. The shape and structure is too unyielding for such a sensitive area. I can manage to fit both ends inside me at once, but one part must always remain stationery because there is simply not enough room inside my body to maneuver both at once. It causes both heads to crush the thin wall of tissue separating them in a very painful manner. For me at least, the Double Dong is too thick for proper double-penetration so I prefer using it for vaginal stimulation only.

The Double Dong is certainly not a toy I recommend for everyone. It provides the best experience for those looking for a manageable "casual" girth or a toy to gradually push their limits. Size kings and queens will probably enjoy the experience it provides, but your average John and Jane Doe may think otherwise. Unfortunately, I can't give an accurate opinion when it comes to sharing it, but at least from my experiences, it makes for a stimulating and exciting solo play (and quite an impressive show too for anyone watching). Keep your limits in mind when considering whether or not to buy this, and if you don't plan on double penetrative play, you may be better off selecting a different toy altogether.


Summary

Size: ★★★★☆

Cost: ★★★★★ 

Texture: ★★★★★

Material: ★★★★☆

Ease of use: ★★★☆☆

Effectiveness: ★★★★☆

Final rating: ★★★★☆


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July 1, 2017

Shibari Halo Wand: A Match Made in Heaven

Shibari Halo Wand

A Match Made in Heaven


As much as I enjoyed sex in my slightly younger years, it ultimately became something of a chore. Because I required clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm, it made the act cumbersome and borderline frustrating. No matter what position I tried, arms had to twist under bodies, hands had to wedge between stomachs, and muscles screamed at me to just give up already. Countless heated endeavors ended in lackluster release or tears of discouragement. When my relationship with my lady became serious in the bedroom, I knew I finally needed to do something to address this predicament. I always wanted to own a wand massager ever since I first learned of their existence and heard nothing but rave reviews about them, but the universally high price tag made me shy away from purchasing one. But as my birthday approached, I decided it was time to treat myself to change the dynamic of my sex life for the better and ease my bedroom troubles for good.

While I still lived in Ohio, I occasionally visited a local adult store called The Garden, a clean and pleasant shop with some of the cutest and friendliest staff around. I explained to the girl staffed downstairs that I was looking for something powerful yet easy to use without breaking the bank, and she recommended the Shibari Halo Wand. She patiently unboxed one for me to handle, and I knew as soon as I pressed the power button that this was the solution to my bedroom griefs. I paid approximately $80 for the wand in-store, and while I think it a fair price for the quality of toy, I can't help but wish I purchased it online instead. You can find the same toy now for only $20-$30 on various marketplace sites. But I understand that when you buy a product in a store versus online, you are essentially paying for the customer service and hands-on experience. You have the opportunity to ask questions from knowledgeable and helpful staff while also testing the product before committing to it. I was also on the road frequently at the time so having it shipped to me wasn't feasible.

The Shibari Halo Wand is 12 in (30.5 cm) long, and the bulb has a diameter of 1.9 in (4.8 cm)/6.25 in (15.9 cm) circumference. It has a pleasantly light weight of 8.75 oz (248 g) most of which is centered into the "business end" making it very easy to handle, and because the head makes up the bulk of the toy, it allows more surface area coverage and provides a greater range of stimulation without being obscenely huge. The tapered handle also offers a solid area to grasp and makes it suitable for all hand sizes.

I love the overall aesthetic of the wand, a sleek and streamlined design with one clear purpose that it performs amazingly well. The straightforward two-tone coloration also appeals to me as I tend to favor modern, "sterile" and crisp appearances in my toys. The handle is consistently white between models but the tip comes in either black, purple or pink (I opted for black for contrast). The head is made from a high-quality silky silicone and a durable and smooth ABS plastic body, both of which are non-porous, phthalate and latex free and easy to clean. Because the handle is made from plastic rather than silicone, it allows gripping it with sweaty hands a breeze despite the dramatic taper. However, especially in my lady's case, rings and other hand jewelry can cause a loud rattle against the plastic which erases any subtlety.

The Shibari Halo Wand definitely saved and enhanced my sex life. Very rarely do I ever masturbate or have intercourse without it. It provides me the hands-free, easy-to-achieve orgasm I desperately crave. Solo play becomes a walk in the park, and sex is now intense and dirty. It delivers both relaxing releases and earth-shattering climaxes depending on my preference for the evening, and I adore pairing it with non-vibrating toys for an amplified experience. Not only does it feel amazing for me, but incorporating it during sex feels great for both parties (my lady and I have since dubbed it our "Magic Mic"). My position of choice has me with panties off lying flat on my stomach or with my hips slightly raised to supply me with maximum surface contact and pressure. My lady prefers to use it one-handed on her back to browse porn with her free hand and massage herself at her leisure. We love that in both circumstances it gets the job done quickly and efficiently.

Nothing in my experience thus far works as easily as the Halo Wand. Simply turn it on and go! It features two buttons, one that cycles through the two vibration strengths and eight patterns and one that turns it on and off entirely. And, best of all, this wand is USB rechargeable and cordless. A nearly invisible hole in the back hides the charging port, and the cord is compatible with any standard USB charger or charging station. The head is also slightly bendable so it contorts with your body under pressure and allows you to grind against it without worrying that it may break or snap.

The biggest issue I have involves the buttons. The layout is in a teardrop shape but both buttons are the same size. Because there is no indicator for which side turns the toy on or off except through memorization, I have a fifty-fifty chance of accidentally turning the wand off in the middle of a heated session, especially if I have it upside-down. The button press is also much too delicate, an issue many other reviewers have also expressed. This sensitivity prevents the Halo Wand from being travel friendly. Every time I've packed it in a duffel bag, at some point during the trip something bumps against it and causes the bag to vibrate very loudly to my horror. While the vibration on its own is not necessarily loud, it is noticeable. This is not a stealthy toy and is best kept exclusively at home. Both my lady and I also agree that the patterns are rather disappointing. Advertising numerous patterns in a toy never appealed to me because both she and I prefer a strong steady vibration. She exclusively uses the very first setting while I use the first two, both of which are simply a flat drone with no rhythm change-up. Neither of us have ever used the teasing patterns which are much too varied and alternate too quickly to be stimulating. At this point, they only pose a distraction. She especially desires a constant pulse, something resembling a consistent machine-gun or rapid fire pattern which the Halo Wand fails to offer. Many of the settings start off feeling great but then change immediately so we stick to the first two.

Unfortunately, after about three years of frequent use, Magic Mic finally reached the end of his life cycle. When I rotate the bulb, the neck emits a crackling noise most likely indicating a snapped connector or chipped plastic, and pressing your fingers into said area reveals a few broken pieces from the handle. The wand still works as well as it did when I first took it out of the box, but because of the loose fragments, the vibrations are much louder and have a distinct rattle that was not present before. Thankfully, because this toy is so affordable online, I don't need to distress about replacing it.

Despite these drawbacks, the wand is extremely effective. Unlike many vibrators, the Halo Wand offers powerful stimulation without tickling or numbing the area, a slow and deep vibration rather than fast and weak. The head encompasses and disperses the sensation so I no longer have to worry about proper clitoral stimulation anymore. It also helps during awkward sexual positions where only using my hand would cause fatigue or simply get in the way. I cannot recommend this toy highly enough, and is an absolute must for any lady experiencing difficulty achieving orgasm. The potent and penetrating vibrations cut my stimulation time in half, and I can't imagine having sex today without it!


Summary

Size: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★★☆

Texture: ★★★★★ 

Material: ★★★★★

Ease of use: ★★★★★

Effectiveness: ★★★★★

Final rating: ★★★


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