Screaming O My Secret Vibrating Mascara: Discretion is a Must

Screaming O My Secret Vibrating Mascara

Discretion is a Must

When it comes to certain adult toys, secrecy is an important and at times necessary requirement, a selling point so commonplace that you hear it thrown out and about like last week’s leftovers: “Discreet design! Silent vibrations!” But at the end of the day, does this "miracle" toy actually hold up to these claims? What is true discretion anyway? I decided to crack this mystery by hunting down a pocket-sized companion that could pack a punch despite its size limitations. I wanted a vibrator I could conceal in my bag, a toy so subtle it would never expose my dirty hobbies. And when the doors are locked and the lights are out, I’d have on hand a spicy little number to keep my fingers clean.

Vibrators hidden beneath everyday makeup tools have a certain charm about them that always appealed, so my search began there. While lipstick designs are in abundance, the effect is akin to just using a bullet vibrator, and I desired a more unique experience. While browsing Spice2Nite’s website for ideas, I stumbled across a faux-mascara vibrator from a company promisingly named Screaming O. I attempted to buy it in-person first to get an idea of its size and potential durability through the packaging, but after waiting two months for the item arrive at to the store, I lost my patience and committed to an online purchase elsewhere instead.

The Screaming O Mascara normally retails for $15.99. I received a slight discount at my time of purchase (some $3-4 off), and shipping and tax calculations brought the final total to approximately $20. All in all, I consider it a good buy despite the endless difficulties I still suffer trying to replace the batteries. At the time, it wasn’t available on Amazon, but now the marketplace offers it for around $10.50 with free shipping if you have Amazon Prime. If my quest to locate the correct size of replacement batteries is unsuccessful, I’ll most likely order a brand new model from Amazon.

The dimensions of the Screaming O Mascara are mostly irrelevant since its vibration function defines its primary use and not its length or girth. However, it is comparatively larger than an off-the-shelf brand of mascara, but not unreasonably so, and no surface markings would communicate its true purpose anyway. 8.5 in (21.6 cm) long in total with a 1.2 in (3 cm) diameter/3.8 in (7.7 cm) circumference, you can insert the entire thing if you wish, but the vibrations hardly penetrate through the plastic and the surface is too smooth to provide much pleasure. The actual “mascara applicator” clocks in around 3 in (7.6 cm) long.

The exterior of the toy is made from a TPR/TPE plastic with some metallic elements and a switch located on the bottom that controls both the on/off function and vibrations. A single press will cycle through the patterns while a long hold turns the toy on and off. The interior wand is made from a silicone that Screaming O claims is latex and pthalate free, and I’m inclined to believe this because it imparts no smell even when first removed from the packaging. The “applicator” is tipped with super soft flexible spikes that initially appear intimidating but feel amazing against your skin with a gentle and easy give yet still firm enough to impart significant stimulation even before turning on the vibrations. Although the wand appears dainty, the Screaming O Mascara feels solidly built and can take a beating whether in a purse or inside you. The cap of mine has a scuff on it from when it fell out of my bag onto the concrete, but overall it still remains intact. My major concern as with most battery-powered toys is with the awkward AG13 batteries required to power it. Thankfully, it already comes with a set to start you out but locating replacements is becoming a frustrating endeavor, but more on that later.

There are four distinct vibration options: three continuous ones with varying intensities and an extensive tease phase. For the first time ever, I actually fell in the love with the unpredictable pattern option. The pattern repeats after a good 3-5 minutes which keeps you on your toes and always guessing. This proved to be a favorite while driving if I want an effective way to fire up my sex drive for my arrival home. I either clamp it between my legs or stuff it into my jeans at just the right angle for a dreamy and exciting hands-free experience. Although the vibration strength isn’t enough to actually make me climax, the pattern hiccups are enough to drive me up the wall and bring me to the edge.

And this toy makes for the best coworker to close with. After all is cleaned and counted and ready for the next day, it’s only a matter of hiking up my skirt and going to town at my leisure and at my whim. I’ve enjoyed it while sequestered in the bathroom while seated on the toilet, nestled on the stairs leading to the basement, on the computer chair with my legs thrown up on the desk, and huddled in a dark corner illuminated only by the light of my phone. What a thrill! The Screaming O Mascara is so relaxing and tantalizing, providing just enough tickle to stimulate without overexerting my nerves. When aiming for the finish line, I prefer the first and second flat-drone intensities especially when dealing with fresh batteries. I save the third and final strength for either the final lap or when I have less battery juice to work with. I generally avoid using the toy with the cap still on because it only provides a slight pressure, not enough to make any sort of difference even with the vibration at maximum. I sometimes use it separate from the body and in conjunction with the vibrating tip as a form of foreplay, but it usually sits to the side as I go about my business.

True to my goals and standards, the Screaming O Mascara is virtually silent and authentically pocket-sized, the perfect discreet toy to add to your arsenal. Although not fully waterproof, the cleanup is straightforward enough that there is no risk of drowning the battery housing. Its compact quality makes it an invaluable asset for spur of the moment arousal especially if on the road and away from home. However, as I’ve alluded to already, the battery situation is a nightmare. I still need to address errors and solve this problem because the AG13 replacement batteries I purchased fail to sit correctly in the housing and provide a weak charge, if at all. These batteries may be faulty or perhaps I’m putting them in wrong or damaged the circuits somehow, but I’m at a point where I’m prepared to fork over additional money for a new model. I miss having it at my disposal that much. Thankfully, the original batteries lasted quite a long time so I certainly got a fair amount of use from it before this fiasco started. As long as you’re aware of the potential battery situation, I highly recommend giving the Screaming O Mascara a try and keeping it handy for those moments when your dirty mind takes over. It’ll be our little secret.

Summary

Size: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★★★

Texture: ★★★★☆

Material: ★★★★☆

Ease of use: ★★★☆☆

Effectiveness: ★★★★★

Final rating: ★★★★☆

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Pipedream Icicle No. 8: Thaw Me to the Core

Pipedream Icicle No. 8

Thaw Me to the Core

In my previous reviews, I mentioned on many an occasion my limited personal knowledge with glass toys, possibly to the point my readers roll their eyes in annoyance and say, "Yeah, yeah, we know." That one unsavory experience deterred me from seeking out another glass wand, and my hesitation persisted for several years. That is, until now! At long last, I feel ready to dabble in the realm of crystalline pleasure again. However, armed with more appropriate knowledge, I believe it best to avoid going big or going home in this instance and select a more realistic toy, at least until I can accurately determine my physical limits. While searching for the best toy to start my endeavor with, I stumbled across Pipedream's gorgeous and extensive collection of Icicle dildos and was immediately smitten with the detail and quality. Although I'm usually all about heavy textures, I opted for something small yet reasonable with enough size and surface variation to provide noticeable stimulation without pushing my limits too far off the charts. And I especially wanted to locate the perfect anal toy since my last experience with anal beads left much to be desired and borderlined on sheer misery.

I originally discovered Pipedream's Icicle No. 8 while browsing for art references on Google Images. Unsurprisingly, the official product images are usually doctored to seem more appealing with enhanced color variations in the core, so I stopped in to Spice 2 Nite to view it in-person first. While the inner spiral looks less like an aurora burst or multi-colored crystal and more of a solid singular color, the delicate blue swirls within the glass are still very arresting and beautiful enough to overlook the false advertising. I ordered mine from Amazon because of the drastic price difference. However, the trade-off was waiting three weeks for it to ship from China, but like Isyld's experience ordering her glass dildo online, mine too arrived in a lovely red box with a gold silk inlay that I still use to safely store it.

No matter how deep I delve, I simply cannot find the original MSRP of this toy, but it retailed in Spice 2 Nite for roughly $30 (ridiculously more than it needs to cost, in my opinion) and I paid $16.99 for mine with free shipping though I recall it available for as low as $10-11 a few months prior. Although one of the safest and most hypoallergenic materials available for sex toys, borosilicate/Pyrex glass costs very little to manufacture and therefore should not retail for much unless you find a massive dildo the size of your arm made out of it. Dish sets at Walmart are made from Pyrex and are reasonably priced, so there is no reason for you to break the bank for a glass toy. For $30, you essentially pay for the brand, so be kind to your wallet and search elsewhere if you decide to purchase one for yourself. I made it a general rule of thumb never to pay more than $20 for a glass dildo.

The Icicle No. 8 is one of the smallest/most slender toys I've ever owned with an overall length of 7 in (18 cm) and an insertable length of 5.5 in (14 cm), and it looks even smaller in person when held in your hand. The width at the widest point is 1.5 in (4 cm) with a 2.75 in (7 cm) diameter/8.6 in (22 cm) circumference. The profile is not something I normally gravitate towards, but I thought it the best and most reasonable option for testing the waters. The surface is utterly smooth except for three bulges in the shaft and a large bulb at the base that acts as a handhold or stopper. The tapered tip lends for easy insertion, and each corresponding bulge is slightly thicker than the last.

As previously mentioned, the Icicle No. 8 is made of Pyrex or borosilicate glass, one of the safest materials next to medical-grade silicone and stainless steel. Since I ultimately intended to use this anally, I need something comprised of the absolute best material available, and glass hands-down offers the easiest clean-up. Borosilicate glass is also surprisingly sturdy so you could drop a glass dildo on the floor without fearing it might shatter, but because the Icicle No. 8 has pinched areas between the bulges, I worry the structure could be compromised compared to a solid shaft and might snap at these weaker points if dropped. So while glass toys don't necessarily require additional care, I treat mine delicately just in case.

I first tried the Icicle No. 8 vaginally before any cross-contamination occurred just to satiate my curiosity, and in all honesty, it absolutely blew my mind! I expected the slim and short profile compared to my other toys to only offer a so-so experience, but I felt every knob sliding in and out and almost climaxed right away without any clitoral stimulation, and once I did throw that in the mix, I exploded immediately. I made such a wonderful gooey mess everywhere, but the simple clean-up took a grand total of two minutes, and my toy was like new again. This initial experiment made me exceptionally optimistic to test it anally. Unfortunately, that experience was sub-par in comparison. The bulbs felt nice but did not provide nearly enough to stimulate me fully, and I ended up abandoning the act, thoroughly cleaning the toy and resuming with it in my vagina instead. Because of the awkward spacing and number of bulbs, the Icicle No. 8 makes serious anal play lackluster. The tapered tip fails to truly stimulate unless you continuously pull it out and perfectly angle it to plunge it back inside you. Move it just off center, and it only causes discomfort or frustration. The last bulb might be a viable option for someone else, but for me, it was spaced just far enough that it felt too painful to press it far inside and put forceful pistoning out of the picture. That leaves only the middle bulge which on its own is simply not enough to bring me even remotely close to climax.

Despite the anal setbacks, the toy provides relatively easy use. The tapered tip makes insertion a breeze, and the pinched areas between the bulges prevents you from taking on more than you can handle at once, like a stopper. Like previous experiences with glass toys (both mine and others), this performs best when used in specific positions because of the rigidity, but its thinner profile offers more wiggle room. I find it the most manageable when sitting up perfectly straight or lying all the way back with my legs up. Any angles such as reclining or on my knees causes too much discomfort from pinching and pressing on the inside, though comparatively not as drastically to the point you lose your momentum.

Overall, the Icicle No. 8 exceeded my expectations and is quite effective although I argue it works best as a foreplay tool instead. It functions amazingly well at bringing me right up to the edge in a short amount of time but then fails at tipping me those last few steps over. That being said, as soon as I switch to some form of clitoral stimulation such as my hand or "Magic Mic," I generally climax immediately. In the anal department, it slides in rather easily and provides a pleasant massage but no more. I'm still disappointed in its performance as an anal tool since that was my entire intent, but I can't deny its ease of use and the fact I can spirit it away in my bag to use during those lonely late night hours at my job. The Icicle No. 8 is not a ground-breaking innovation, but for an inexpensive price it's a nice toy to have on hand if you so desire. It has no major downsides, and I have no regrets purchasing it. To some, it may not be worth the trouble if it doesn't offer what it appears to advertise, but if you have some cash to spare and think it can do you some good, I recommend it. It does encourage me to experiment with some of the other glass items in Pipedream's Icicle collection to see if another model offers what the No. 8 lacks.

Summary

Size: ★★★★☆

Cost: ★★★★★

Texture: ★★★★☆

Material: ★★★★★

Ease of use: ★★★★☆

Effectiveness: ★★★☆☆

Final rating: ★★★★☆

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Sex Toys 101 - Cleaning: Rinse and Repeat the Right Way

Sex Toys 101 - Cleaning:

Rinse and Repeat the Right Way

A number of my readers have inquired how to correctly take care of certain sex toys they own, so as a companion piece to Sex Toys 101: Materials (which, if you haven't already, you ought to read as an important public service announcement), I've compiled a list of the proper ways to clean your adult toys based on their material type.

Cleaning doesn't need to be labor-intensive, but certain toys do require an increased level of care. Porous toys (jellies, gels, etc.) appear deceptively easy to clean, only requiring soap and water or a cleansing toy spray, but this is due to the reality that you, as a consumer, have very little power over the production and end result of their material compositions. You can never fully sterilize these toys, not without destroying them in the process. The volatile compounds melt readily under high heat so boiling or steaming is out of the question. Surface cleaning is the only available option and will never penetrate deep enough into the toy to fully rid it of bacteria. The easiest method to avoid any unsavory guests from establishing a home on your sex toy is to consistently use a condom which  also drastically cuts down on the interaction of harmful chemicals between you and your pleasure tool.

Non-porous toys, on the other hand, provide a wider array of cleaning options for proper sterilization. Before trying any of these methods, make sure to read the packaging first to determine if you can even attempt them. A lack of knowledge and understanding may destroy your toy in the process. For example, some toys that claim to contain 100% silicone may actually be comprised of a mixture of compounds, some of which react poorly to heat. In this scenario, confident in your "silicone" dildo, you plop it into a pot of boiling water and return after five minutes to discover it transformed into a gooey mass.Toys made of 100% medical-grade silicone, glass and stainless steel withstand heat and thus go through your dishwasher or undergo a steam or boiling treatment without any issues and come out brand-spanking new. If your toy contains electronic parts however, avoid high heat and stick to just surface cleaning or else you may ruin the internal components. Also take note if your toy is waterproof or not. If a toy is motorized but not waterproof and you submerge it for too long while cleaning, obviously you will need to start looking for a replacement.

If cleaning your toy with soap and water, avoid soaps containing perfumes which can leave residue and cause genital irritation. Some perfumes may even encourage the decomposition of your toy by allowing chemical toxins to leech out more readily, especially in the case of jellies. To avoid any potential grief, always stick to mild fragrance-free soaps and thoroughly rinse off the toy before drying. Sterile sprays are another surface cleaning option and are found in adult shops or online. These contain chemicals safe for your body but destructive to bacteria, similar to how hand sanitizer works. Follow the directions on the bottle, usually requiring you to spray the toy until fully doused, let sit for a few seconds, then wipe off with a clean cloth.

Something glaringly obvious I shouldn't have to say is clean your toy shortly after you use it and, for the love of god, do not simply pop Big 'ol Bill out of you and immediately store it in your bedside table without making a trip to the bathroom first. Not only is this disgusting but also encourages bacteria to fester, some of which you may not destroy when you finally get around to cleaning your toy a few days later. It's also a good rule of thumb to give it a quick rinse off before use as well especially if it sat in storage for some time. This helps remove any dust or residue collected over time that you want to avoid putting inside you.

Lastly, before jumping into a breakdown of each toy material type and how to care for them, anal toys require a slightly different slew of cleaning necessities due to the nature of the realms they explore. When cleaning, use a fragrance-free antibacterial soap since there is a much higher level of bacterial exposure that must be kept under control. You may use a spray cleaner, but you should not solely rely on it as it will not remove most of the bacterial residue. If possible, always boil these toys after each use for thorough cleansing and peace of mind. Failure to properly clean anal toys can lead to health risks and infections to you and any partners you share it with.

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Jelly, Gel & PVC (Polyvinyl Chloride)

Clean-ability: ★☆☆☆☆

To most effortlessly keep these highly porous toys clean, simply use a condom right from the get-go. Rather than worry about a bacteria infestation, condoms naturally prevent most bacteria from taking root in the first place, and you only need to clean the lubricant off with soap and water. This also prevents any harmful chemicals from leeching into your body. But if you have a latex allergy or if condoms ruin the experience for you, jellies, gels and PVC toys must be cleaned with mild soap and warm water or sprayed with a toy cleaner and either air-dried or dried with a lint-free towel. If opting for a towel, the lint-free quality is important to prevent fabric fuzz from clinging to the surface thus forcing you to start all over again (hence why I personally prefer to air-dry my toys). You can never fully sterilize these toys so keeping them at the maximum cleanliness level possible is imperative. Boiling or steaming causes the compounds to break apart and melt so soap and water is the only route available.

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Skin-Like Silicone & Latex

Clean-ability: ★★☆☆☆

Skin-like silicone requires more attention and aftercare to properly preserve the longevity of this delicate material. After cleaning it with mild soap and water or a toy cleaner, dry with a lint-free cloth or let thoroughly air-dry before proceeding to the final step. Make sure the toy is absolutely dry inside and out, especially if a masturbator, then sprinkle with a toy renewal powder or cornstarch all over the surface including the inside. If not fully dry, any lingering moisture causes the powder to gum up the surface creating a mess you will have to rinse off again. This powder provides a protective layer over the silicone preventing it from sticking to itself and nearby objects and preserving the silky softness of the surface. Without this powder, the toy is vulnerable to increased surface wear which leads to microtears and cracks. Latex also requires similar care though the material tends to have more durability in comparison. But like skin-like silicone, it requires a dusting of renewal powder or cornstarch after the initial cleaning because latex is especially susceptible to sticking to anything it touches. Exposing either of these toy types to intense heat causes them to melt immediately so do not boil or steam. If you consider purchasing a toy made from one of these materials, be aware of the extra efforts expected of you for proper upkeep and longevity.

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TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomer) & TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber)

Clean-ability: ★★★☆☆

TPE and TPR tend to have less porosity than the previously mentioned toy materials and thus do not necessarily require a condom, although using one always decreases cleanup time afterwards. Relatively body-safe depending on the company, they clean well with soap and warm to hot (but not boiling) water or with a toy spray. Air-dry or use a lint-free towel again. While not as sticky as jelly, gel and PVC toys, fabric residue might still cling to the surface so going lint-free from the start prevents any potential rewashing.

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ABS Plastic (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene)

Clean-ability: ★★★★☆

No lint-free towels required here! ABS plastic has a smooth non-porous surface so any clean cloth is fair game as long as the toy is free from cracks or sharp edges that could snag on the fabric. Although a much safer material, the compounds still fair poorly against high heat so boiling or steaming is discouraged as the plastic could warp and melt. However, ABS handles regular hot tap water well enough and cleaning it with soap works perfectly fine. If it contains electronic parts, take care not to submerge the toy unless it specifically states it's waterproof.

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Medical-Grade Silicone, Borosilicate Glass & Stainless Steel

Clean-ability: ★★★★★

Although you cannot boil or steam skin-like silicone, medical-grade silicone toys can go straight in the dishwasher! That is, as long as the toy is waterproof with no electronic elements. This type of silicone handles heat extremely well because of its stable and strong chemical bonds so you can completely sterilize the toy by either boiling or steaming it. Borosilicate glass and stainless steel toys also handle heat like pros, and like silicone, if no electronic components are at risk, can be sterilized with no worry. If boiling is your preference, bring a pot of water to a low boil and throw your toy in for about ten minutes. If your little friend is made of silicone, taking care to keep it away from the sides of the pot or it may melt. Remove, let cool and either air-dry or dry with a towel. If opting for the dishwasher route, place on the top shelf and run the cycle without any soap which essentially creates a high-powered steam bath for your buddy. Again, these methods only work for non-electronic toys as the high temperatures will damage the internal components. If your toy does contain motors and whatnot, simply wash by hand with soap and hot water. You can also use the soap and water method for a quick and simple cleanup if you do not want to deep clean it yet, though it's recommend to sterilize it once a month or so depending on the frequency of use.

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While conducting research for this review, I actually learned I clean quite a few of my own toys incorrectly, so it goes to show even "experts" make mistakes (not that I consider myself one whatsoever). Just remember that taking an extra five minutes to properly clean your toy makes the difference between a safe sexual experience and a potentially hazardous one down the road. It all depends on you and the amount of effort you're willing to put into caring for your toy. And yourself!

For more info:

Refinery29
Bustle
Adam & Eve
Love Honey

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Sex Toys 101 - Materials: The Good, the Bad, and Phthalates

Sex Toys 101 - Materials:

The Good, the Bad and Phthalates

I decided to give my readers a little end-of-the-year special. While it's entertaining to read about my exploits and consider acquiring some of these toys yourself (or just imagining me with them), I'm realizing people might not understand the variety of materials that combine to create a sex toy. Why should you care if something is made out of a high-quality silicone versus rubber? And what the hell is a phthalate? This month, I provide you with a breakdown of the different types of materials an adult toy might contain ranked from hazardous waste to gift of the gods. I hope this will educate you and arm you with an arsenal of understanding the next time you want to add to or start your own collection.

Before we begin our list, here are a few important things to consider: The porosity of a toy will tell you right away whether the material is body-safe or not. If a toy is more porous, it is much harder to clean. Porous toys cannot be sterilized whether that involves boiling or high steam because the heat causes the material to melt and disintegrate. Because you can't clean it properly, bacteria grow and flourish on and in the toy. The next time you have some alone time, you're exposing your body to these bacteria, and if you cross-contaminate orally, vaginally or anally, or if you share the toy with someone else, you or they have a higher chance of suffering from an infection. Porous toys also tend to have more flexibility because they are treated with chemical softeners that can leak out of the toy and into you over time.

In the sex toy industry, materials are not regulated. There isn't an FDA for dildos so cheap toys can be chalk full of harmful chemicals. This brings us to phthalates (tha-lates). Phthalates are a common chemical plasticizer combined into numerous base materials like plastic to make them stay squishy. While very cheap to manufacture, phthalates are a known carcinogen and can cause neurological and reproductive harm. This is exceptionally alarming if you're a woman exposing your vagina and uterus to these destructive chemicals. This is why it's so important to avoid any toy that may contain phthalates. Even toys that claim to be phthalate-free may not actually be, so be very careful about what you put inside your body.

There are a handful of telltale signs in a toy that should raise some red flags. Extremely bendy or squishy toys, especially if they are partially or fully translucent, most likely contain some sort of softening agent to give them that flexibility. Toys like this should be avoided or used sparingly and with a condom to avoid absorbing any harmful chemicals. Strong rubbery or unpleasant smells may also indicate poor chemical bonding that will eventually break down over time. When you take a toy out of the package for the first time, it's understandable if it may smell funny for a little while. But if it persists especially after you've washed it several times, this is a good indicator of poor-quality materials. Oily surface build-up or discharge is also an excellent warning that the toy is degrading and releasing chemicals, usually the phthalates I mentioned. Also check for discoloration as another sign. But enough fine print and warning labels, we proceed to the list itself!

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Jelly

Porousness: ★☆☆☆☆

Cleanliness: ★☆☆☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★☆☆☆☆

Cost: ★★★★★

Longevity: ★☆☆☆☆

Overall rating: ★☆☆☆☆

Possibly the absolute worst thing to put inside you, jelly toys are made from the cheapest materials available in the adult toy industry and are formed from an unstable blend of rubber and plastic. Because this chemical concoction is so easy to produce, the resulting toys come with a super cheap price tag that lures inexperienced buyers into snagging one or two to experiment with as their first toy, and the infinite array of colors, shapes and sizes also make them an even more appealing buy; but it's best to save up a little extra in the piggy bank for a much higher quality toy. Jellies always contain phthalates giving them their telltale softness and flexibility. These toys are extremely porous and cannot be sterilized which leads to bacteria build-up and degradation over time. They give off a pronounced rubbery smell and taste and are best avoided entirely. But if you truly have your heart set on one, it's advised you use it with a condom. Or use it for a very short period of time before disposing of it completely (a feasible option at such a bargain). You must also be aware of how you store jellies because they interact with other jellies and rubber + plastic blend toys by "melting" together due to their unstable chemical compounds. Use water or silicone-based lubrication with jelly toys but avoid anything oil-based as it causes the phthalates to leech out more readily.

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PVC (Polyvinyl Chloride)

Porousness: ★☆☆☆☆

Cleanliness: ★☆☆☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★☆☆☆☆

Cost: ★★★★★

Longevity: ★☆☆☆☆

Overall rating: ★☆☆☆☆

PVC toys are as inexpensive and readily available as jellies and as equally bad for your body. They are made from the same material as plastic PVC piping but infused with phthalates to keep the toy soft and pliable. And also like jellies, they are porous and cannot be sterilized and usually have an unpleasant odor and taste. These toys are best avoided as well and must be stored among other plastic toys with caution to avoid the same "melting" effect as mentioned before. Unlike with jellies, PVC toys can only use water-based lube because silicone and oil may break down the plastic over time.

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Skin-Like Silicone

Porousness: ★★☆☆☆

Cleanliness: ★☆☆☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★★★★☆

Cost: ★★★★★

Longevity: ★★☆☆☆

Overall rating: ★★☆☆☆

Skin-like silicone is typically found in male masturbators and include brands like RealSkin, CyberSkin and SoftTouch. They intend to replicate a life-like sensation as closely as possible and rely on a number of chemicals to maintain its trademark silky softness. However, we do not know exactly what goes into these toys because the actual compounds are a closely kept industry secret. These toys are still porous so they cannot be completely sterilized but are generally odorless with a mild taste and are easy to get your hands on without breaking the bank. Unfortunately, since we cannot vouch for the nature of this silicone, the toys may or may not contain phthalates and do degrade over time in part from how delicate the material is to begin with. Like other low-end toys, skin-like silicone must be stored carefully because they stick to rubber and jelly like glue. It's recommended to use only water-based lube because oil will break down the material faster and silicone can cause abrasions to the surface.

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Gel

Porousness: ★★☆☆☆

Cleanliness: ★★☆☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★★☆☆☆

Cost: ★★★★☆

Longevity: ★★☆☆☆

Overall rating: ★★☆☆☆

Gel toys vary slightly from jelly because they contain a blend of silicone and jelly rather than plastic and rubber making them more structurally sound though still not of the best quality. Some gel toys like the Sil-a-Gel brand advertise their products as latex free and antibacterial, though because gel is still porous and cannot be sterilized, it's recommended to use with a condom if possible just for good measure. Gel toys may or may not contain phthalates depending on the company and usually have a slight odor and lingering taste. They should be used with water-based lubricants because silicone can damage the surface and oil may cause chemicals to leech out depending on the quality of the toy. 

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Latex

Porousness: ★★★☆☆

Cleanliness: ★★★☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★★☆☆☆

Cost: ★★★☆☆

Longevity: ★★★☆☆

Overall rating: ★★★☆☆

Latex toys are less common and usually associated with fetish items and inflatable toys due to their naturally flexible nature. Although still bordering on the low-end spectrum of sex toys because of their porosity and inability to be sterilized, latex toys are actually fairly safe as long as you don't have an allergy and usually do not contain phthalates. However, they can still potentially leak chemical compounds over time from improper care and stick to other toys when poorly stored. They also have a significant smell and taste which can be off-putting. Water and silicone lubes work great but avoid oil-based ones as they can break down the material faster.

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TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomer)

Porousness: ★★★☆☆

Cleanliness: ★★★☆☆

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★☆☆

Longevity: ★★★☆☆

Overall rating: ★★★☆☆

Also known as nitrile rubber or silicone rubber, TPE is sometimes confused with TPR. Both are rubber-based materials that branch off into different categories during the manufacturing process. TPE has a less stable bond structure and doesn't require curing which makes it generally less expensive and more flexible, but is instead treated with a softening agent that can be potentially harmful down the road. TPE-based toys are still porous so they cannot be sterilized, but they are usually phthalate-free as well as odorless and tasteless. However, some cheaper toys are laced with filler compounds so always double check the packaging and take care when using them. Use water or silicone-based lubrication with TPE toys and avoid oil-based ones to prevent negative reactions with the materials.

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TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber)

Porousness: ★★★☆☆

Cleanliness: ★★★★☆

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★☆☆

Longevity: ★★★★☆

Overall rating: ★★★★☆

TPR toys are flexible yet soft while still retaining their overall shape. Because TPR is not treated with a softening agent like TPE, it contains more stable chemical compounds and is considered much more body-safe. Although still slightly porous so it cannot be completely sterilized, the material's compounds prevent bacteria from building up as readily as long as it is properly cleaned and maintained. These toys are also generally odorless and tasteless. Like TPE, toys make from TPR cannot be combined with oil-based lubes to prevent the break-down of materials.

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ABS Plastic (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene)

Porousness: ★★★★☆

Cleanliness: ★★★★★

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★☆☆

Longevity: ★★★★☆

Overall rating: ★★★★☆

ABS plastic is an excellent material and usually found in toy handles and vibrating bullets as well as providing a sturdy base for silicone to wrap around (or simply as the whole toy itself!). It is easy to find and fairly inexpensive though higher-end elaborate toys can start to pinch your pockets. This is especially true when it comes to vibrators and wands because the rigid structure of the plastic provides a long-lasting toy while also distributing strong vibrations throughout it. Generally non-porous and phthalate-free, it is tasteless and odor-free and can be sterilized as long as any inner electronics are not at risk. Take care to monitor your toy to ensure no cracks or chips develop which could compromise the structure and make it more difficult to clean and use. ABS toys are compatible with any type of lubrication though water-based is recommended for the easiest clean-up.

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Medical-Grade Silicone

Porousness: ★★★★★

Cleanliness: ★★★★★

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★☆☆☆☆

Longevity: ★★★★★

Overall rating: ★★★★★

Now we finally make it to the best of the best! Medical-grade silicone is one of the highest-quality materials for sex toys, though unfortunately, this also makes them some of the most expensive toys on the market. However, you can feel confident knowing the money you spend is most certainly money well-spent as you will most likely have this toy for years to come. Non-porous and hypoallergenic, they come with little to no taste and no odor and can be fully sterilized (again, as long as no electronics are at risk). True silicone is phthalate-free and long-lasting with proper care and the best option if you are looking for something soft and flexible without the chemical garbage. Do not use silicone-based lube with silicone toys because it is abrasive and may damage the surface of the toy over time.

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Borosilicate Glass

Porousness: ★★★★★

Cleanliness: ★★★★★

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★★★

Longevity: ★★★★★

Overall rating: ★★★★★

Glass is fantastic in all aspects except for its rigidity which can be uncomfortable and a turn-off for some. But in terms of quality, it is arguably tip of the top, cream of the crop. Borosilicate glass is structurally stronger than regular glass because it does not expand as it cools which allows it to absorb shockwaves that normally shatter ordinary glass. Non-porous, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, eco-friendly, odorless, tasteless, the list goes on and on. You can sterilize it with no worry, and it will never degrade. Very easy to shop for and generally inexpensive, glass toys are also very decorative and aesthetically pleasing beyond just a pleasure item. Glass is one of the cleanest and safest materials alongside stainless steel, but as mentioned, the rigidity is less body-friendly in terms of use, so medical-grade silicone is the alternate route for those who need some flexibility in their toy. Feel free to use any type of lube also!

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Stainless Steel

Porousness: ★★★★★

Cleanliness: ★★★★★

Odor & Taste: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★☆☆☆

Longevity: ★★★★★

Overall rating: ★★★★★

Stainless steel shares every feature with borosilicate glass except it is much harder to find and is generally more expensive. Like latex, it is usually considered and found as a fetish item and is typically manufactured as anal toys due to its sterile nature. However, it still makes a great everyday toy if you get your hands on one.

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In closing, here are some thoughts to keep in mind as you start shopping with your newfound knowledge: Read the packaging to find out what kind of material you are dealing with, but also realize not all companies will tell you outright what their products are made of. You may have to dig around online to find the answers you need. Also, research the company to evaluate their trustworthiness. Do the appearance of their toys match up to their descriptions? Have people complained about the quality of their toys despite the company's promises? Remember not to trust everything a mass-marketer claims and take what they say with a grain of salt. Monitor your toys for signs of degradation or discoloration and know the right time to throw in the towel and throw it out. Always keep your toys clean and avoid cross-contamination between entrances and partners without sterilizing it first or using a condom. And above all else, trust your instincts! If you know something isn't quite right, it probably isn't.

For more info:

Kinsey Confidential
Scarlet Girl
Harmony
Love Honey

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Shibari Halo Wand: A Match Made in Heaven

Shibari Halo Wand

A Match Made in Heaven

As much as I enjoyed sex in my slightly younger years, it ultimately became something of a chore. Because I required clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm, it made the act cumbersome and borderline frustrating. No matter what position I tried, arms had to twist under bodies, hands had to wedge between stomachs, and muscles screamed at me to just give up already. Countless heated endeavors ended in lackluster release or tears of discouragement. When my relationship with my lady became serious in the bedroom, I knew I finally needed to do something to address this predicament. I always wanted to own a wand massager ever since I first learned of their existence and heard nothing but rave reviews about them, but the universally high price tag made me shy away from purchasing one. But as my birthday approached, I decided it was time to treat myself to change the dynamic of my sex life for the better and ease my bedroom troubles for good.

While I still lived in Ohio, I occasionally visited a local adult store called The Garden, a clean and pleasant shop with some of the cutest and friendliest staff around. I explained to the girl staffed downstairs that I was looking for something powerful yet easy to use without breaking the bank, and she recommended the Shibari Halo Wand. She patiently unboxed one for me to handle, and I knew as soon as I pressed the power button that this was the solution to my bedroom griefs. I paid approximately $80 for the wand in-store, and while I think it a fair price for the quality of toy, I can't help but wish I purchased it online instead. You can find the same toy now for only $20-$30 on various marketplace sites. But I understand that when you buy a product in a store versus online, you are essentially paying for the customer service and hands-on experience. You have the opportunity to ask questions from knowledgeable and helpful staff while also testing the product before committing to it. I was also on the road frequently at the time so having it shipped to me wasn't feasible.

The Shibari Halo Wand is 12 in (30.5 cm) long, and the bulb has a diameter of 1.9 in (4.8 cm)/6.25 in (15.9 cm) circumference. It has a pleasantly light weight of 8.75 oz (248 g) most of which is centered into the "business end" making it very easy to handle, and because the head makes up the bulk of the toy, it allows more surface area coverage and provides a greater range of stimulation without being obscenely huge. The tapered handle also offers a solid area to grasp and makes it suitable for all hand sizes.

I love the overall aesthetic of the wand, a sleek and streamlined design with one clear purpose that it performs amazingly well. The straightforward two-tone coloration also appeals to me as I tend to favor modern, "sterile" and crisp appearances in my toys. The handle is consistently white between models but the tip comes in either black, purple or pink (I opted for black for contrast). The head is made from a high-quality silky silicone and a durable and smooth ABS plastic body, both of which are non-porous, phthalate and latex free and easy to clean. Because the handle is made from plastic rather than silicone, it allows gripping it with sweaty hands a breeze despite the dramatic taper. However, especially in my lady's case, rings and other hand jewelry can cause a loud rattle against the plastic which erases any subtlety.

The Shibari Halo Wand definitely saved and enhanced my sex life. Very rarely do I ever masturbate or have intercourse without it. It provides me the hands-free, easy-to-achieve orgasm I desperately crave. Solo play becomes a walk in the park, and sex is now intense and dirty. It delivers both relaxing releases and earth-shattering climaxes depending on my preference for the evening, and I adore pairing it with non-vibrating toys for an amplified experience. Not only does it feel amazing for me, but incorporating it during sex feels great for both parties (my lady and I have since dubbed it our "Magic Mic"). My position of choice has me with panties off lying flat on my stomach or with my hips slightly raised to supply me with maximum surface contact and pressure. My lady prefers to use it one-handed on her back to browse porn with her free hand and massage herself at her leisure. We love that in both circumstances it gets the job done quickly and efficiently.

Nothing in my experience thus far works as easily as the Halo Wand. Simply turn it on and go! It features two buttons, one that cycles through the two vibration strengths and eight patterns and one that turns it on and off entirely. And, best of all, this wand is USB rechargeable and cordless. A nearly invisible hole in the back hides the charging port, and the cord is compatible with any standard USB charger or charging station. The head is also slightly bendable so it contorts with your body under pressure and allows you to grind against it without worrying that it may break or snap.

The biggest issue I have involves the buttons. The layout is in a teardrop shape but both buttons are the same size. Because there is no indicator for which side turns the toy on or off except through memorization, I have a fifty-fifty chance of accidentally turning the wand off in the middle of a heated session, especially if I have it upside-down. The button press is also much too delicate, an issue many other reviewers have also expressed. This sensitivity prevents the Halo Wand from being travel friendly. Every time I've packed it in a duffel bag, at some point during the trip something bumps against it and causes the bag to vibrate very loudly to my horror. While the vibration on its own is not necessarily loud, it is noticeable. This is not a stealthy toy and is best kept exclusively at home. Both my lady and I also agree that the patterns are rather disappointing. Advertising numerous patterns in a toy never appealed to me because both she and I prefer a strong steady vibration. She exclusively uses the very first setting while I use the first two, both of which are simply a flat drone with no rhythm change-up. Neither of us have ever used the teasing patterns which are much too varied and alternate too quickly to be stimulating. At this point, they only pose a distraction. She especially desires a constant pulse, something resembling a consistent machine-gun or rapid fire pattern which the Halo Wand fails to offer. Many of the settings start off feeling great but then change immediately so we stick to the first two.

Unfortunately, after about three years of frequent use, Magic Mic finally reached the end of his life cycle. When I rotate the bulb, the neck emits a crackling noise most likely indicating a snapped connector or chipped plastic, and pressing your fingers into said area reveals a few broken pieces from the handle. The wand still works as well as it did when I first took it out of the box, but because of the loose fragments, the vibrations are much louder and have a distinct rattle that was not present before. Thankfully, because this toy is so affordable online, I don't need to distress about replacing it.

Despite these drawbacks, the wand is extremely effective. Unlike many vibrators, the Halo Wand offers powerful stimulation without tickling or numbing the area, a slow and deep vibration rather than fast and weak. The head encompasses and disperses the sensation so I no longer have to worry about proper clitoral stimulation anymore. It also helps during awkward sexual positions where only using my hand would cause fatigue or simply get in the way. I cannot recommend this toy highly enough, and is an absolute must for any lady experiencing difficulty achieving orgasm. The potent and penetrating vibrations cut my stimulation time in half, and I can't imagine having sex today without it!

Summary

Size: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★★☆

Texture: ★★★★★ 

Material: ★★★★★

Ease of use: ★★★★★

Effectiveness: ★★★★★

Final rating: ★★★★★

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Trinity Deluxe Rabbit: Hoppily Ever After

 

Trinity Deluxe Rabbit

Hoppily Ever After

Purchasing your first sex toy is a right of passage, that first step on the soil of sexual exploration, a declaration of, "Look at me! I'm confident enough in myself that I want to learn more about my body!" That first toy forever holds a special place in your heart the minute it touches your skin. At least, I experience that effect whenever I see a Rabbit dildo. Recently, I felt an ache of nostalgia when I remembered the moments I shared with mine years ago. I wish I could pull the old shoe box out from under my bed, open the lid and find it nestled inside, waiting patiently for me to plunge it home again. So as spring peeks around the corner and chocolate bunnies populate the grocery shelves, I will be looking back at the very first toy I ever purchased: Trinity Vibe's Deluxe Rabbit Vibrator.

In high school, I existed in a bubble that encompassed only my room with limited exposure to the outside world. So when I finally pulled on my big girl panties and decided I wanted to buy myself a dildo, I had no idea where to start. The thought of walking down to the local sex shop and bombarding the employees with questions made me cripplingly embarrassed, and asking my close friends was out of the question because no one else was sexually active yet. Thus, I turned to the wide open web for help, as I'm sure many of you can relate to too.

I conducted some feeble research into the best adult toy companies at the time and relied on the reviews of Amazon buyers for guidance. The terms "Trinity Vibes" and "rabbit" consistently surfaced with each search, so I settled on the most affordable and most intriguingly designed toy from their inventory. In December of 2009, my secret Christmas present to me arrived in the mail, and to this day, I still like to think my sex life changed for the better because of it.

At the time of purchase, the Deluxe Rabbit retailed for a reasonable $17.95 on Amazon, one of the factors that influenced my decision to order one. Even today, $20 for that quality of toy is a very affordable price for what you get. The company has since discontinued the model I used to own for an updated and considerably improved version. Unfortunately, with this newer model, the price increased dramatically to $66.99 on their official website. However, a quick search on Amazon reveals that you can own one for around $30. If you consider purchasing any of Trinity Vibe's products, please do so through Amazon or a similar marketplace site as you will save at least half the amount the company asks.

Although it sounds contradictory, I value the all-around average approach this toy provides especially when it comes to size. With a total length of 9 in (22.9 cm) and an insertable length of 5 in (12.7 cm), it offers a great all-purpose guide that I still use today to compare toys I want to add to my collection. The shaft has a 1.25 in (3.2 cm) diameter/3.9 in (9.9 cm) circumference and the head, a 1.5 in (3.8 cm) diameter/4.7 in (11.9) circumference, still an excellent average. If I need a longer, thicker toy, I base my decisions off of these dimensions, and even though I'm now a size queen, I still judge the length of my toys with the Deluxe Rabbit because it fit inside me so perfectly. The easy-to-use power switches also provide an intuitive interface that surpasses my expectations. Instead of fumbling with a dial or cycling through a dozen patterns, it has four on-off buttons: one to turn on the rotation, one to change the direction of rotation (clockwise or counterclockwise), one to turn on the vibration, and one to increase the vibration power. Simple yet effective, no additional bells and whistles needed.

The toy is smooth and slick with no surface variation aside from the beaded core, and while not necessarily a bad feature, when the fountain is flowing so to speak, sensations diminish dramatically, and I have to rely heavily on the vibrations. When this occurs, the pearls are a saving grace. When stationary, they create a pleasant bulge that pops in and out of the body but otherwise make little impact until you turn the rotation on, then enjoy the ride as those beads click and shift against one another to create a peculiar but delicious sensation at your entrance or G/P-spot. It definitely helped give me just the right push over the edge on more than one occasion.

But now I must deduct points. I don't know how Trinity Vibes constructed the original Deluxe Rabbit nor can I find the information anywhere online, but it appears they used a cheap latex and/or rubber blend as the material is less than ideal and potentially harmful. I had positive initial impressions of the toy, but after repeated use, the dildo's body degraded over time. The clear portions turned yellow, and a pervasive rubbery smell always lingered no matter how often or thoroughly I washed it. After about four years, I had no choice but to finally retire my old friend. The inner mechanics still worked like a dream as if fresh out of the box, but the rubber/latex coating deteriorated so much I felt concerned about putting it inside my body anymore. Thankfully, the updated models are phthalate and latex free and of much higher quality.

Aside from the worrisome materials, the Deluxe Rabbit possesses nearly everything I desire in an adult toy. Its sturdy yet lightweight build makes it great for any position without much discomfort, and it grew into my best friend for a between classes quickie. The ideal way I used it involved lying on my stomach against my mattress with the dildo sandwiched in between, the shaft inside me and the rotation and vibration switched to full blast. In this position, it transformed into a hands-free assistant for my naughty online escapades, and I freely used my laptop to browse while grinding against it. This did unfortunately cause me to orgasm faster than I planned because the rabbit ears are a little too on-point, but I can't hold a grudge against its efficiency. The package deal it provides is top-notch. You receive a phallus for vaginal or anal play, a powerful rotator to pleasure said areas, and an excellent clitoral stimulator for the ladies. All of this variety wrapped up into a single compact unit.

Another small but significant brownie point involves the batteries. While many small vibrators today favor obscure battery types such as the discs found in hearing aids, the Deluxe Rabbit requires just 3 AA batteries. I owned a set of rechargeable ones that I constantly swapped out of the toy so it was always charged and ready to use without requiring me to spend extra money on batteries every few weeks.

In closing, I highly recommend the Deluxe Rabbit as an essential toy box staple. Though most beneficial for the ladies, couples and possibly some fellas may also find it convenient to have one on hand. Because of its versatility, it provides a cost-effective way to stimulate several erogenous zones at once rather than acquiring different toys to achieve the same effect. I hate to throw around the phrase, "great for beginners," but I authentically believe it is. It provides a great introduction to the primary pleasure areas: penetrative (vaginal or anal), clitoral and G/P-spot, which gives you the opportunity to discover which points you prefer to have stimulated most. In my case, I learned clitoral focus is a must with vaginal as a secondary. Because of its low cost, it makes a fabulous addition for newbies and seasoned veterans alike. Given the opportunity, I wouldn't hesitate to buy myself another Rabbit and relive my high school years again.

Summary

Size: ★★★★★

Cost: ★★★★★

Texture: ★★★★☆

Material: ★★☆☆☆

Ease of use: ★★★★★

Effectiveness: ★★★★★

Final rating: ★★★★☆

For more info:

Trinity Vibes Website

                           Shop

Amazon (Discontinued)
                  Updated model

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