The Sybian
Misconceptions About the "Master"bator
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Adam
A gentleman on craigslist.com advertised a brand new Sybian purchased on impulse and available for a test ride. Naturally, I jumped on the chance and contacted him immediately. The basic package on the Sybian's website costs a hefty $1,400, so unless you have disposable income, this is a "toy" many only dream of owning. The company does offer a 45 day trial period, free US shipping and a lifetime warranty for hesitant buyers, but it is still a serious investment. So it comes as no surprise that given the opportunity to ride one with no strings attached, I seized the opportunity in a vice grip.
The saddle that houses the motor weighs a substantial 22 pounds (10 kilograms) and felt incredibly sturdy and stable when I first laid hands on it, so I had no worry that I might accidentally tip it over. It measures 13.25 in (33.7 cm) wide, 12.5 in (31.8 cm) long and 8.5 in (21.6 cm) tall without any attachments which add an additional 2 in (5.1 cm) to the height. Covered by a faux leather material, it makes clean-up speedy and maintenance a breeze. As for the attachments, a basic package comes with two to four standard options, but the website offers a chocolate box of choices ranging from non-insertable slips to lifelike removable covers to G-spot stimulators. All of their attachments are latex and phthalate free and made from 100% medical-grade silicone. Other accessories include two plastic risers that fasten between the saddle and silicone attachment to raise the clitoral portion closer to the body, which I found extremely helpful. It also comes with a set of stems and springs that, when inserted into the hollow portion of the attachment tips, give them structure and customize flexibility.
The Sybian can sit on any stable surface such as a floor, table or bed, but you must be aware the vibration carries through the surface it rests on. And my goodness, let me tell you about the noise! I expected a loud volume considering the power of the motor, but when I cranked the dial up to full blast, it sounded like a lawn mower. Even at half power, it still packs quite the decibel level. So if you have neighbors in the apartment below you or your parents are in the living room downstairs, realize that they know that's not a power drill you're using.
But enough with the technical details, time to move on to the experience itself! I set up the Sybian on a bed because of the above mentioned reason and to alleviate pressure on my knees after prolonged use. The mattress helped muffle some of the vibration, but the noise still carried easily. I started with the medium standard attachment, arguably the more recognizable tip in pornographic media. I turned the rotation dial to maximum speed (because I love me some G-spot stimulation) and started the vibration at about a quarter turn to take it nice and slow. The medium tip felt pleasant with the vibration turned off entirely because I noticed the subtle movements inside me, but as soon as I turned the vibration on, I lost all nuances in the overall sensation. I occasionally detected a bump against my vagina, but the insertion had essentially disappeared.
It took me some time to work myself into enough of a mood to climax, but when I finally did, it felt fantastic. Not because it was explosive or mind-numbing like I expected, but I rode it out longer than I typically could with most other methods, a solid two or three minutes compared to an instant firing of the neurons. Unfortunately, the orgasms I experienced after that first one were above average at best. I climaxed one more time on this particular attachment before I exchanged it for a fresh one.
The second attachment, hands down, was my absolute favorite: the GMax. It required some coaxing to fit it inside me, but when I finally sat down completely on the saddle, it made up for what the first tip lacked in terms of G-spot stimulation. Although the two orgasms I experienced from it felt lovely, I adored pleasuring myself up to that point most of all. The girth stimulated all of the spots I needed, and I exerted little effort to reap the benefits.
However, I began to notice at this point that the vibration power had its downsides. Unlike a handheld vibrator such as a wand or bullet, the Sybian provides all over stimulation, which may initially sound great, but after a while my pelvic region grew fairly numb. If the vibrations were concentrated around my clitoris, it would make climaxing much more effective, but instead I experienced a constant drone against my thighs and pelvis. It numbed me faster and more thoroughly than other powerful toys I've tried.
The final attachment I experimented with was the double, which honestly disappointed me. There was no vibration in the anal portion where I wanted it most, and I couldn't grind on the clitoral nubs without it popping out of place. I climaxed once and decided to call it a night. I wanted to test a few other attachments such as the RealLike 'Cover' and possibly the finger, but my legs were shaking so violently from all of the stimulation that I couldn't stand up and fell off the bed. In total, I used the Sybian for about an hour and climaxed five times. The next day, my muscles felt so sore I thought I worked out at the gym instead of riding a powerful sex machine.
My final thoughts on the Sybian are favorable but also indifferent. I had heavy expectations caused by the hype the Sybian receives, and in the end, it did not live up to them. Did I enjoy myself? Of course! Would I do it again if the opportunity came? Absolutely! But based on my experience, I would not consider owning one for myself. Granted, numerous factors affected my enjoyment such as an unfamiliar environment and performing within a time limit. If I had the chance to experiment freely within my own home, perhaps I might change my opinion. But from my initial interaction, it failed to win me over. I did appreciate the minimal exertion required to climax, and I loved the jump-on-and-go approach it offers, but not for the price tag. However, if someone really has their heart set on purchasing one and can afford it, go for it! I think it works as an amazing tool to teach you the responses of your body and as a sexual supplement, as the company advertises. But for those folks who already feel comfortable with their sexual prowess or simply want to know what it's like, you're not missing out. It's a great experience but not one you have to keep on your bucket list.
Summary
Size: ★★★★☆
Cost: ★★☆☆☆
Texture: ★★★★☆
Material: ★★★★★
Ease of use: ★★★★★
Effectiveness: ★★★★☆
Final rating: ★★★★☆
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